I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me

I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me. "How could you?!" she screamed. "How fu$£ing could you?! You've f$£ked my sister you bastard!" "I'm sorry," I confessed. "I got to work and she was lying there...naked. I'm only human. What was I supposed to do?" "The fu$£ing autopsy," she cried.

Lol,
Was getting worried there for a sec =P

Nothing like a necrophelia joke in the morning.

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Haha indeed couldnt agree more :-)

Regards Jamie

lol Ahh, having a stiffy for a stiffy.

Did she used the sentence 'you're f$cking dead' as a threat ?