Unlikely Thread Title Game

Simply post the title of a thread (or a few) which would be unlikely for any reason, such as being too risqué, too inflammatory, too plain ridiculous, etc.

I'll start us off.


Let's Make Fun Of Crossfitters!
Cooking With Cats

Originally posted by Tadeusz
Simply post the title of a thread (or a few) which would be unlikely for any reason, such as being too risqué, too inflammatory, too plain ridiculous, etc.

Rant: There is too much discussion about dope on ATS.

What was pulled out of < insert name here>'s backside this past Friday.

I Saw Jesus In A Chemtrail Today!!!

Nancy Pelosi Made an Intelligent Statement Today

Eric Holder Hands over Fast and Furious Documents

Westboro Church Members March in Gay Pride Parade

The "Give Each Other Stars" Thread

Ahem... actually,

The Official "Give Each Other Stars" Thread

American extremists fly A-380 into Dubai Tower.

British scientists find link between serial killers and Maggie Thatcher gene.

USA LEO's accused of being too lenient.

U.S. President Disbands U.S. Government to Start All Over.

Worm Hole Just Sucked Up My House

The Universe Is Found To Be a Single Cell of a Larger Organism and it is Going Through Mitosis

GOD RETURNED TODAY

1ST OPEN & TRANSPARENT GOVERNMENT SWARN IN

GIRLS WANT NERDS NOT ATHLETES

WATCH ME CRUSH MY NUTS IN A NUTCRACKER

CANDLE MADE ENTIRELLY FROM MY EAR WAX (+ WICK MADE FROM TWINED SHORT & CURLIES)

BRADLEY MANNING & ASSANGE LET OFF WITH A WARNING

GOVERNMENT ADMITS 911 FALSE FLAG

OBAMA HAS SEX WITH GREY ALIEN TO GAIN 2ND TERM

PEACE THROUGHOUT THE WORLD IS ACHIEVED

I’m not shouting the above thread titles, just typed the way they probably would be……

Mickierocksman

"Beezzer accepts job at MSNBC"

"Kim Kardashian wins Senate seat"

"Brain sucking aliens attack earth, then say, "Dang, someone beat us to it!""

"Neo endorses Obama"

"Flouride is good for you"

"9/11 was caused by Islamic extremists"

"The softer side to Dick Cheney"

"December 21st, 2012. I went shopping"

"I just saw Venus, not a hoax"

"I vote on American Idol, live in my mom's basement and have no life"

"Survival tip #347. Making fart-noises with your hands."

Study: ATS membership linked to increased incidence of erectile dysfunction.

That's What She Said

Snooki Turns Out To Be a Fit Mother

Joe Biden's Dream Of Joining MENSA Becomes Reality

Zombie Apocalypse Proven To Be A Hoax

Political Madness: "Death is now proven to be a Republican Plot to prevent the elderly from voting!"

Survival Tactics: "Chill Out---heart disease remains no. 1 US emergency, survival experts maintain..."

Breaking News: "President orders staff to conduct all meetings on white house lawn, "to save a/c and work on their tans. Staffers charged with harrassment for offering sunbloc to tourists"

Medical: "Marijuana causes apathy that cannot be successfully measured, critics imply, but fail to cite sources."

Global Meltdown: "Bernanke accused of forcing low interest rates until after all Fed board had purchased their own bass boats."

Thread Title: - Yesterday's News

A TS10 (Torino Scale) meteorite measuring 5,280km wide designated as 2012ATS landed safely in Antarctica - yesterday.

A previously undiscovered VEI 8 Pyroclastic volcano erupted spectacularly in Kansas City, Kansas - yesterday.

A five mile wide sinkhole opened under the Denver International Airport to the center of the earth - yesterday. All flights are on schedule.

A category five Hurricane Springer ( ) hit Phoenix, Arizona - yesterday. Mass casualties of endangered cacti are reported.

A TS11 (TORRO Scale) tornado hit Antarctica - yesterday.

Wall Street joined the Occupy Movement - yesterday.

The CIA sold its most lucrative asset; ATS, to Aghanistani Drug Lords - yesterday.

LHC found the god partical and it swallowed Switzerland and France - yesterday.

HAARP officials admitted to have been the sole culprit behind 911 - yesterday. Chemtrails are seen over NYC.

California finally DID fall into the Pacific - yesterday. Arnold Schwarzenegger's lover and their illegitimate child are the sole survivors.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad came out of the closet and admitted he is gay. - yesterday.

BASH WOMEN HERE

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