Man Cut Off His Own Penis And His Dog Ate It, page 1

posted on Oct, 4 2004 @ 09:47 PM

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A man from Romania, Constantin Mocanu, accidentally cut off his own penis and his dog rushed and ate it. Constantin mistook his penis for a chicken's neck...

Scotsman.com: BIG MISTAKE:

A Romanian mistook his penis for a chicken's neck and cut it off - and to make matters worse his dog rushed up and ate it.

The state Rompres news agency said Constantin Mocanu, 67, rushed out into his garden in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu said from his hospital bed in Galati. "I cut it and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said Mr Mocanu is now out of danger.

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OUCH!
What do we learn from this?

I bet he won't do it again though...

[edit on 2006/4/27 by Hellmutt]

drunk

posted on Oct, 4 2004 @ 09:55 PM

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Sorry to say but this sounds a load of crap to me how the hell does 1 mistake a penis for a chicken neck? was he in the dark when cutting???

Ocelot

posted on Oct, 4 2004 @ 10:16 PM

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HOW the F*** does one mistake your own penis for a chicken's neck?

I mean seriously people.

parrhesia

posted on Oct, 4 2004 @ 11:54 PM

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From my experience a penis looks nothing like a chickens neck... how does one make that mistake.....

JediMaster

posted on Oct, 5 2004 @ 06:54 AM

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How can you do that???? Uunless it was feathery a dick looks nothing like a chickens head.

John Nada

posted on Oct, 5 2004 @ 08:02 AM

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A friend said once "I hate giving blow jobs, it feels like chicken skin in your mouth. Yuck!", that always made me laugh. As for resembling a chicken...he must have some strange things going on down there.

Anyway, who feels like chicken tonight?

KrazyIvan

posted on Oct, 5 2004 @ 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by John Nada
A friend said once "I hate giving blow jobs, it feels like chicken skin in your mouth. Yuck!", that always made me laugh. As for resembling a chicken...he must have some strange things going on down there.

Anyway, who feels like chicken tonight?

maybe his wang was exposed to radiation and sprouted a chicken head. anywyas im never going to KFC again.

KillerD

posted on Oct, 5 2004 @ 02:24 PM

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Brings a new meaning to choking the chicken