How to know if you are in the presence of a zombie

I originally posted this as a response to another thread, but read over it, and I thought it would make an interesting topic. No, I don't believe there are corpses walking around eating people, and I'm not sure how possible that is, or how likely that could ever happen in the future, but I do believe there are zombies among us.

This is how you know if you are in contact or in the presence of a zombie;

-- They are based around the most small, petty things life has to offer (money, drama, fighting, famous people, ect) and give no concern to big issues, or things that actually matter

-- They seem to have no empathy to the idea of others being hurt, sick, or dying, and joke constantly about killing babies, nazis, ect, (things that people wouldn't normally joke about that seem very morbid, basically) and have a strong sense of apathy to big issues, and tend not to listen to them when they're confronted about them

-- They support a president or political party without giving their supported president or party much question

-- They are easily angered or emotional about unimportant things

-- They don't question anything in everyday life

-- They have no true sense of reality and are often or easily confused

-- They take everything at face value and go along with it with no question, like the mainstream news

-- They are often bullies of some kind (not always, but often)

-- They have no ability to think logically when challenged to, and the answers they give to intelligent questions or statements are repetitive and make little or no sense, and aren't always relevant

-- They do feed on other people, but usually not physically, but rather emotionally, spiritually, and mentally. They will pick fights, intentionally anger others for no real reason, insult others even when they aren't provoked to, and they get their fill by creating a large chain of negative emotion from person to person

-- They appear to have no care for anything meaningful, and usually value petty and unimportant things

-- If you find yourself feeling a sense of pity or sorrow for the person because they have many of these symptoms, you have discovered a zombie of society.

Yeah, I basically described the people of society who are not awake, have not found God, and know little or nothing about the truths of the world. This describes what people become when they are indoctrinated into being a zombie, molded just the way the elite want them to be.

Get it?

Oh my, my twin sister must be a zombie. She's a dead ringer for what you put forth.

Getting pissed about incredibly unimportant things and making everyone angry especially.

Originally posted by XxNightAngelusxX--->Get it?

Yeah, about 98% of all humans on earth are zombies.

So you mean vegans and occupy people are not zombies.

and have a strong sense of apathy to big issues

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I think that's what they call an oxymoron.

One of my favorite toilet wall scribblings - Apathy Rules O

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-- They seem to have no empathy to the idea of others being hurt, sick, or dying, and joke constantly about killing babies, nazis, ect, (things that people wouldn't normally joke about that seem very morbid, basically) and have a strong sense of apathy to big issues, and tend not to listen to them when they're confronted about them

If you can't joke about the things in life, what CAN you joke about? I joke about things that are bad because it's how I move on. Laughter is the best medicine.

-- They do feed on other people, but usually not physically, but rather emotionally, spiritually, and mentally. They will pick fights, intentionally anger others for no real reason, insult others even when they aren't provoked to, and they get their fill by creating a large chain of negative emotion from person to person

Well, I do like to feed on people's emotions when a situation arises. I like to imagine myself in their shoes and think about what I would do. It's kind of a rush. I don't however, seek such confrontation. It's more akin to if I see a ripe apple hanging from a tree, I'll eat it.

I agree with all your points except for those two. Looks like a zombie hybrid.

You ever think about how Bounty paper towels screwed themselves by offering the little tear-off sections of a full-sized paper towel and suddenly discovered some people were not zombies and were actually thinking as they reached for a towel and now Bounty does sell that segmented sheet anymore, back to the regular single sheet so you will use more and proudly proclaims that "One Sheet Does It All" plus spending alot of adv. dollars promoting it?"

No? Didn't notice it? Well, if nobody caught that, then on my personal list I would have to call you a zombie, sorry, but that is the way it is....

Originally posted by XxNightAngelusxX
I originally posted this as a response to another thread, but read over it, and I thought it would make an interesting topic. No, I don't believe there are corpses walking around eating people, and I'm not sure how possible that is, or how likely that could ever happen in the future, but I do believe there are zombies among us.

This is how you know if you are in contact or in the presence of a zombie;

-- They are based around the most small, petty things life has to offer (money, drama, fighting, famous people, ect) and give no concern to big issues, or things that actually matter

-- They seem to have no empathy to the idea of others being hurt, sick, or dying, and joke constantly about killing babies, nazis, ect, (things that people wouldn't normally joke about that seem very morbid, basically) and have a strong sense of apathy to big issues, and tend not to listen to them when they're confronted about them

-- They support a president or political party without giving their supported president or party much question

-- They are easily angered or emotional about unimportant things

-- They don't question anything in everyday life

-- They have no true sense of reality and are often or easily confused

-- They take everything at face value and go along with it with no question, like the mainstream news

-- They are often bullies of some kind (not always, but often)

-- They have no ability to think logically when challenged to, and the answers they give to intelligent questions or statements are repetitive and make little or no sense, and aren't always relevant

-- They do feed on other people, but usually not physically, but rather emotionally, spiritually, and mentally. They will pick fights, intentionally anger others for no real reason, insult others even when they aren't provoked to, and they get their fill by creating a large chain of negative emotion from person to person

-- They appear to have no care for anything meaningful, and usually value petty and unimportant things

-- If you find yourself feeling a sense of pity or sorrow for the person because they have many of these symptoms, you have discovered a zombie of society.

Yeah, I basically described the people of society who are not awake, have not found God, and know little or nothing about the truths of the world. This describes what people become when they are indoctrinated into being a zombie, molded just the way the elite want them to be.

Get it?

are you presenting this concept as if it were something novel? like you've thought this up and nobody else has?
i think jabbering on about this metaphoic version of "zombie" is a dangerous distraction. yes we get it.. and have gotten it.. the majority of people are sheep.. semi-mindless people going about the daily grind...

when REAL zombies are in your face ripping apart your loved ones in front of you... i doubt you're going to give a damn about this over zealously played parallel to modern socially numbed-out ditto-head individuals.