Welcome one and all to the Mouse show of Anonymous404!

My name is qpweoiusdflk vcbvoiaflk and I have been lurking for a long time. I have had another username on here, but it was a few years ago and I couldn't retrieve it, so I decided to start a new account.

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I'm from the American South, a Male, and I'm pretty skeptical about most things, including the American political system, and most conspiracies about said political system.

I enjoy reading about others' political beliefs, especially those that don't jive with my own. I'm really a fan of video gaming, and the SciFi channel (I refuse to call it SyFy).

I come from the planet Bycicle and speak 834,000 dialects of English, but not much else.

I'm non-religious, and apply most things in my life to scientific scrutiny. I could be called a Scrutineer. I don't know what that means, it just showed up on spellcheck when I mistyped scrutiny.

Now that I've looked it up, it means what I thought.

Anyhow, I love this site and Alternative news sources. My favorites are RT.com and AlterNet.org

I love the writing of Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky.

Feel free to reply, although I doubt it will happen.

Don't reply just because I said I doubt it will happen.

Or do, I'll be happy either way.

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Well that sir was probably the most entertaining introduction post I've seen so far. I think you'll fit right in here, welcome

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::removes tophat and bows deeply, but my monocle falls out::

Thank-ee kindly.

BTW I love the link in your signature.

your intro gave me a good laugh welcome to ATS, where denorance is ignied. Ähm, ignorance is denied, think I got that wrong.

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I'm all about ignying dignorance! That's my...wait.

Popsicles.

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Sorry....the *Official ATS Welcome Committee* are not available to do the honors. But, I did find the ATS Kitteh hiding in the closet, we will have to do.

So with much sincerity...We Welcome you to the ATS Family....Kitteh wubs mousies.



Des

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Man, he's trying to paw at my face. Get that mess out of here. I don't think he wants anything more than to taste my innards.

I need alumininininium-foil earplugs just to stop hearing that cat meowing at me.

congrats on takeing plunge a re-uping here ats. now that you registared you should notice an uptick in black choppers hovering near by

God knows i have! o.O)

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I'm more afraid of incandescent green choppers with pink polka-dots.

Also I'm afraid of being abdu

Welcome! Im new myself. Hope you have a good time.

Originally posted by nick9345
Welcome! Im new myself. Hope you have a good time.

Oh, I will. I will.

I will you to GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

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That was a great intro !

Sounds like you're gonna be fun to have around...

Oh, and Welcome !!

welcome to ATS

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Saw you on the boards yesterday.. Welcome to ATS the place the world ends on adleast a weekly basis...