T'was Timical That Thought To Tell The Thorned Truth Transcribed Through Time

20 posts, BAH! I wish to share my experiences but have been thwarted by the 20 posts requirement. Such is life, no? Let us begin then.

Those that have known me throughout my life have always attested to my honesty, a trait I am rather proud of given the general norm of the public typically being a lump of selfish brutes. The only one I can think of that disagrees with my level of honesty is understandably my wife. The clear marking of a day turning sour would be for when my wife ask, "Does this make me look fat?" No bueno. _javascript:icon('') On the plus side it sure makes her feel nice when given a compliment.

I have had a quaint life, something to be said for a person only 25 years young. I served five years in the U.S. Marines and have been out for two years. Do not ask me about how it was because I will tell you to enlist if you really want to know. Nothing is quite like experiancing it for yourself. I have been married for five years and blessed with two children, ailment free. I am currently attending college and am unemployed.

I found this site while searching for one I used to fancy back in the day that is sadly no longer available. I am very thankful for those of you responsible for getting this site started and for those of you that maintain it. (You have done and are doing an elegant job of running the show.) The reason I choose to join this site after roughly two years of lurking, was due to a thread I read about "ufo's". I had a hardy laugh while reading the thread and those of the many forums I frequent. Conviently for me, after reading said threads I fancied a smoke and so adventured outside where for the first time in my life I witnessed an "ufo". I am familiar with private, comercial, and military aircraft and this "ufo" did not fit the criteria for any of them. After that, I headed inside and begin searching for all things related to what I just bear witness to. Time and again I kept coming back to this site intruiged for what others had to share. Instantly I was blown away by all of the skeptics. Luckily for those of you that may fall into this category, I have what I refer to as a resident "ufo". Once the tribute of 20 posts have been paid I will make two threads. One consisting of this "ufo" that can be seen on just about any given night in my local area and a second thread on shadow people(personally my favorite topic other than time slips).

I look forward to comprising these two threads and the retort by the community. Alas, farwell.

I don't normally reply to introductions when they are this old, but Bless your heart, you came in and nobody greeted you! All I can say is Saturday night, reptilians, party, alcohol! Poor excuse, I know, but there it is. Welcome to membership!

Well then brother it is timely that you came, the title roped me in.
Welcome welcome, never forget the humour while traversing this mine field of fantasy/reality/is.

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