'Z' Class solar flares this summer? Chemtrails understood? Talking sun? question marks?

Sun: Your new necklaces look wonderful.

Saturn: (from distance) heyuh?! Speak up!

Earth: She was talking to me. (turns [lol] to sun) If you don't mind them disinegrating into a poisonous dust across your face, they're not so bad.

Sun: Oh come on, they can barely notice. Besides, it's this, or you spend fall alone. Do they know yet?

Mars: mmmmmpppfffffHA HA HA HA! It's great! No more garbage, no more sewage*shudders*, and no more being drilled! Good riddance! I don't miss ONE of them.You shou-

Sun: That's enough from you! Earth, have they figured it out?

Earth: Very few. Most assume the planes are dropping chemicals to control, or poison them. The ones implementing the protection can't admit to it; they can't explain why they keep it a secret.

Sun: (smiling as usual, oblvious in ignorant bliss) Why, anyway? Aren't they trying to save them?

Earth: You tell a civilization they're about to become a multicoloured, multi-ethnic platter of hot pockets. Even if they understood these chemical trails were going to save them, they would panic. Look at them, they're LOOKING for a reason![[ winks@ATS ]]Trigger happy. Greedy. Knowing the end approaches rarely brings peace. Look at Mars. Why do you think people think of Aries, and picture war at his mention?

Mars: I'm so goddamned alone.

Sun: I'm so sorry. (Instantly wrought in hysterical sobbing; violent fits of emotional grimace). I don't know! I-I never meant-

Earth: Hush dear, please. You're going to wake my moon. It's ok..shhhh....it's going to be okay. You remember what Dad said, don't you?

Sun:* sniffles* yeah but I never knew it would be...I mean..(recovers composure, retrieves inquisitive tone)so what will happen?

Earth: I'm not sure. Dad came here a couple thousand years ago-you remember all that. Right before you saw all the flashes, and the couple bigger ones. He told them they could come with Him, but it wouldn't be easy. Since then, you've probably noticed the freckles of warmth across my face growing, slowly spreading.

Sun: Brighter than me.

Earth: (finally smiling) Yes. Dad said He was going home. He said He would watch, and when these freckles are large enough, He will see the glow from His recliner. He will put down His pipe and newspaper that He's holding for comic effect, and sit up. After stretching (He said all of us will notice), He's going to holler for His Son, who will come back and pick up my freckles before you destroy me.

Sun:(frowning again)What about everyone else??? Your whole backside is clear of freckles! How-

Pluto™: Who gives a $#!T about ANY of 'em, anyMORE, ANYWAY!? *hiccup*

Earth: I wondered that too. He said everyone would still HAVE the chance, but it would be a lot harder. He said Every culture knew what was to come, but would find their Way to Him through miracles.

Sun: Wow. Will people get it in time?

Earth: You know how Dad is about time.
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11 years ago, NASA reported record X-Class solar flares. Will this cycle also trump it's ancestor? I vote 'Z' if anyone is left to classify it.

If the sun would kill all of your kids, but spray painting their faces white would save them, would you do it? 2 of your 10 kids could die from poisoning, and all would never be the same, but they would survive it.

If so, and you could do it in their sleep, instead of causing all of them useless fear and panic, would you?

Or would you tell them? Keep in mind the spraypaint might not work, so factor in false hopes.

TWE 3/10/12
P.S. Someone please give mars a hug

i'm so confused and looking for answers

i thought so many different things reading that...



you've got alot of posts for only being here a month

Who is Earth's father? Spray paint your kids? Hot pockets!?

Mm... hot pockets. So wrong, yet tastes sooo right...

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i guess i dont need to stock up if all my neigbours turn into them

Im so confused. . .

I'd say wall of text, but. . . this is something in its own category.

This would make a great Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich commercial. I love it!

So that's why the Earth is making those noises. It is talking to the sun

Good find

what did the black sun say to earth? What did the black sun say to the bright sun? Wait, the moon says........

Originally posted by Sci-Fi_entist
Who is Earth's father? Spray paint your kids? Hot pockets!?

Mm... hot pockets. So wrong, yet tastes sooo right...

God...his son is jesus....mother is the sun the earth are children of it but also we are the smaller children that can be saved.


OP I enjoyed the style of this post. different than how most do it, but yea I see how some won't get it at first.

To sum it up. TPTB are spraying checm trails that are supposed to help against the flares from the sun that could destroy the earths atmosphere and hence killing all life on Earth. They can't tell us about it because we would panic and ruin any chance of our own survival. They think our only hope is to try this one method but they do it under a different name as to not cause alarm. If it works, then only 20% of people of Earth will die.

If it doesn't work then 100% could die. They don't tell us because they don't want us to think we are saved and then have millions die and then revolt against them and destroy everything anyways.

Almost like their is a method to their madness. Yes they can control the earth but they must protect those on it during these situations . To assure their own survival even.

That is what I got from reading the OP.

That is basically what i derived from it as well.

Are you sure the Sun isn't talking to its Mum too?
The Solar systems Mum?
She is getting fatter and soon she is going to be like a 'dragon'. And she is getting so fat, she is going to block out the Sun, one day, and then another day or three?
She plays the trumpet, have you heard her?

And what about the Sun's Twin? If Pluto is answering, then the Twin is in the neighbourhood too. Why leave him out?


Barium sulphate is a shield against Xrays and Gamma radiation. This is the white spraypaint. But the antidote is Potassium citrate. But no one told the people that did they eh? Bad Governments.

Too many postive ions in the 'white spraypaint' will make the people want go to sleep. Need to tell them to buy an air conditioner. Or have lots of showers.

Well I am going to pack now, as I have a long journey to go on and a Marriage to attend. Hope I don't get drunk.

^^^
This is my theory on why they are spraying, too.

Originally posted by LucidDreamer85

Originally posted by Sci-Fi_entist
Who is Earth's father? Spray paint your kids? Hot pockets!?

Mm... hot pockets. So wrong, yet tastes sooo right...

God...his son is jesus....mother is the sun the earth are children of it but also we are the smaller children that can be saved.


OP I enjoyed the style of this post. different than how most do it, but yea I see how some won't get it at first.

To sum it up. TPTB are spraying checm trails that are supposed to help against the flares from the sun that could destroy the earths atmosphere and hence killing all life on Earth. They can't tell us about it because we would panic and ruin any chance of our own survival. They think our only hope is to try this one method but they do it under a different name as to not cause alarm. If it works, then only 20% of people of Earth will die.

If it doesn't work then 100% could die. They don't tell us because they don't want us to think we are saved and then have millions die and then revolt against them and destroy everything anyways.

Almost like their is a method to their madness. Yes they can control the earth but they must protect those on it during these situations . To assure their own survival even.

That is what I got from reading the OP.

Excellent! Thank you. Very well put, you captured the idea.

Originally posted by WanderingThe3rd
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i guess i dont need to stock up if all my neigbours turn into them

Winner winner chicken dinner, laughed so hard, my waist got thinner!

Originally posted by daaskapital
So that's why the Earth is making those noises. It is talking to the sun

Good find

Find?
I started the idea, and typing it one hour before posting.
Thank you though.

Originally posted by AriesJedi
Are you sure the Sun isn't talking to its Mum too?
The Solar systems Mum?
She is getting fatter and soon she is going to be like a 'dragon'. And she is getting so fat, she is going to block out the Sun, one day, and then another day or three?
She plays the trumpet, have you heard her?

And what about the Sun's Twin? If Pluto is answering, then the Twin is in the neighbourhood too. Why leave him out?


Barium sulphate is a shield against Xrays and Gamma radiation. This is the white spraypaint. But the antidote is Potassium citrate. But no one told the people that did they eh? Bad Governments.

Too many postive ions in the 'white spraypaint' will make the people want go to sleep. Need to tell them to buy an air conditioner. Or have lots of showers.

Well I am going to pack now, as I have a long journey to go on and a Marriage to attend. Hope I don't get drunk.

Hope to see you there. The sun's twin is still standing in the corner, to her chagrin. Her last visit nearly ended us.
I enjoyed your prose.