Hi.

My name is quite obviously TheCreator. I love nothing more than laying out in the sweltering sunlight of Scotland (or indeed any other exotic clime) drenched in vegetable oil and slurping fastidiously on a cool glass of Pimm's.

I'm 23 years of age and incredibly handsome. A compulsive liar as well if that last statement is anything to go by! I'm currently attending university, studying some sort of business thingy, I may be rather interested in it all or just living up to the pre-percieved idea that students drink all *snip.* Quite frankly I wish I could afford the latter. Anyway that's about it I suppose unless you would also like to know any of my ideologies, which judging by this website, you probably won't!

Hi. Welcome aboard. I see that you have had the same warm and fuzzy experience that I am having with my intro. Peace

Welcome to ATS
Quite the intro you have made for yourself....

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Well, that intro was worth a chuckle. Thanks.

Welcome to ATS you handsome greased down sexy sun worshipper. You'll find a wide array of ideologies amongst members here on ATS. So it is hard to imagine no one would appreciate you sharing your thoughts. However, btw, ATS is a drug free commitment zone per the Terms and Conditions agreement. We can't promote or endorse the use of illegal mind altering drugs here.

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But in the context of that intro I sense some irreverent humor there.

Stay safe & welcome to ATS.

Hi, and welcome our new Scottish friend! We have a number of members from Scotland that I'm sure will eventually say hello. We have a small presentation tour for you to read.

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Originally posted by ILikeStars
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Well, that intro was worth a chuckle. Thanks.

Welcome to ATS you handsome greased down sexy sun worshipper. You'll find a wide array of ideologies amongst members here on ATS. So it is hard to imagine no one would appreciate you sharing your thoughts. However, btw, ATS is a drug free commitment zone per the Terms and Conditions agreement. We can't promote or endorse the use of illegal mind altering drugs here.

16e.) Illicit Activity: Discussion of illicit activities, specifically the use of mind-altering drugs & substances, engaging in computer hacking, promoting criminal hate, discussing sexual relations with minors, and furtherance of financial schemes and scams are strictly forbidden.
Source: www.abovetopsecret.com...

But in the context of that intro I sense some irreverent humor there.

Stay safe & welcome to ATS.

edit on 2-3-2012 by ILikeStars because: correct typo.

edit on 2-3-2012 by ILikeStars because: context

Unfortunately I do not have such a whimsical or capricious behavior. Although I wish I did!

I used to lurk on ATS like most newcomers but I though since I was feeling quite cordial tonight, I would make an account with a name that would satisfy my mighty ego.

Anyway, thanks for the welcoming to all of the above!

My name is quite obviously TheCreator

Love your work, where have you been? Welcome to ATS, might want to wear your wellies, the reptilians went off and ate a whole lot of tacos. Messy. Watch your step......

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Glad you joined. Express that ego!!!