I believe I have superpowers...

I was playing with my little brother and I accidentally cut him in half with a machete. I was so scared that I just closed my eyes, an before I knew it I was Back in the exact moment where I was about to cut my brother in half, but I was still frozen in time. For a second I was scared and didn't know what to do, but then out of nowhere a time wizard came out. It scared the bajesus out of me. But he told me to calm down and started to explain that he was in need for an apprentice. He told me that I was the perfect candidate for the job. so far he's taught the basics of tome travel so that we can train in a short amount of time. But I rebelled against him and killed him after the teachings(Approximately 1 year 3 months and 2 weeks of constant training), in turn becoming the true time wizard, and here I am, fully capable of going backward and forwards in time and at will.

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PM me ca lotto numbers for this week, I will validate your claim and post immediately upon success to report the validity of your claims.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Surely if you can travel in time then you will know you are going to get flamed to hell for your assertions.

Then again you could have saved a lot of trouble by either not posting or posting your responses to people before they have posted.

Ummmm....fascinating.
I want whatever you're smoking!

So how do you know the time wizard you killed wasn't yourself from the future?

this is a perfect example of why you don't lick the back of toads in the backyard with your brother

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this is a perfect example of why you don't lick the back of toads in the backyard with your brother

Either that or the perfect reason to start.

perhaps your mentor could have taught you how to spell!
i`ll see you tomorrow,later today!
i have a machete as well so it should be fun!

Originally posted by calnorak
So how do you know the time wizard you killed wasn't yourself from the future?

....GOOD ONE! No offence Wiz, please don't go back in time and like kill my dad or anything rash!

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bufomine high! i love it!!!

I am the Grandfather Time, and I will prove this soon enough, young friends. I knew already I would get trolled and insulted, and that people would not believe. I knew this, and yet I did nothing, because regardless of if I had said something, people would still not believe until it is all proven. I have foreseen much in my young years, and have witnessed my own death, and even that did not stop me from using these powers for great good. Someone will ask themselves, 'if why for great good, did you then kill the Time Wizard?', and the answer is because he was a bad being, he had seen too much, exploited his power too often, grown too corrupt, and had to be stopped, and I appointed myself in stopping him. Of course, I now know he knew of his own death, just as I did, but decided at least to pass down his knowledge and experience to one other, in a way that would cause him to be satisfied.

With all the chit going down right now, it's great to break away and get a good laugh now and again!

Originally posted by reficul
perhaps your mentor could have taught you how to spell!
i`ll see you tomorrow,later today!
i have a machete as well so it should be fun!

Perhaps you could understand the definition of the word 'misspelling' and realize that none indeed I had made. Those are called typos, due to my keyboard malfunctioning and not typing correctly.

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina 42
I was playing with my little brother and I accidentally cut him in half with a machete.

.I don't think I could remember how many times I accidentally cut a sibling in half with a machete....Ah such fond memories from my childhood!

Of course you knew you were going to get fed, you troll. This wasn't even a good trolling either.

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina 42

Originally posted by reficul
perhaps your mentor could have taught you how to spell!
i`ll see you tomorrow,later today!
i have a machete as well so it should be fun!

Perhaps you could understand the definition of the word 'misspelling' and realize that none indeed I had made. Those are called typos, due to my keyboard malfunctioning and not typing correctly.

Must have been a prepared statement as you knew this mistake errr, comp error would be addressed!

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perhaps you can go back in time and correct this problem!

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damn! i hate it when that happens! you know how many sibblings ive cut in half!!!

I love this thread so much. Waiting for idiots to get truly butthurt and make enormous asses of themselves. It's ATS.

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kronos! where have you been!!!!