posted on Sep, 22 2004 @ 05:57 AM
Hmmm, inability to function without your daily/hourly/minutely fix of ATS....IT'S THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!! The shadow government is secretly
reprogramming us to spend hours staring blanky at computer monitors so we can grow fat and plump for the reptilians (cos those skinny humans are all
bone and grissle).
Most people don't know the site is secretly maintained and operated by a higly advanced race of greys, who are as we speak, performing degrading
sexual experiements on jesus the 2nd, thus preventing him from coming to earth to save us from ourselves.
Furthermore, america actually doesn't exist. It's a conspiracy by the dirty dozen.. sorry, majestic 12. It's just a bunch of bedtime fairy tale
stories designed to scare kids, like the boogey monster, Michael Jackson and Georgie Dubbya.
Oh yeah, also we're trapped in the matrix...but the industrial military machine isn't harvesting our body heat, they just think we look cool in
those lil reddy-glowy bubbly tank whoosies...kinda like lava lamps... but not.
That's what I fink anyways...