Modern Terrorism

A man was stopped by security at Manchester airport recently, They decided to do a strip search. During the search they found that the man had 3 cans of spam stuck up his arse. They asked him to explain them but he wouldn't. Police were later able to determine that he was a member of 'Hamass'

Of course you're safe and sound on board. After all, everyone in the plane was groped or scanned by a TSA Agent.

“T.S.A.: If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first.”

“T.S.A.: Can’t see London, Can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.”

Anybody got any good war on terrorism jokes?

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A square does not fit in a circle:


A good war on terroism joke is the war on terrorism.

Originally posted by TheCommentator
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A square does not fit in a circle:

A good war on terroism joke is the war on terrorism.

edit on 12-2-2012 by TheCommentator because: (no reason given)

Ahh yes, the classic TSA intelligence test...

These days it's good to know we still have friends in the Middle East, friends like Saudi Arabia. That's right where, may I remind you, four of the 19 September 11th hijackers were not from.