Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf"

NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and particularly the Middle East.

Speaking from his luxurious Manhattan apartment, the elder statesman, who will be 89 in May, is all too forward with his analysis of the current situation in the world forum of Geo-politics and economics.

"The United States is baiting China and Russia, and the final nail in the coffin will be Iran, which is, of course, the main target of Israel. We have allowed China to increase their military strength and Russia to recover from Sovietization, to give them a false sense of bravado, this will create an all together faster demise for them. We're like the sharp shooter daring the noob to pick up the gun, and when they try, it's bang bang. The coming war will will be so severe that only one superpower can win, and that's us folks. This is why the EU is in such a hurry to form a complete superstate because they know what is coming, and to survive, Europe will have to be one whole cohesive state. Their urgency tells me that they know full well that the big showdown is upon us. O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment."

Then there's this little part that comes out of left field...

"Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people."

Mr Kissinger then added: "If you are an ordinary person, then you can prepare yourself for war by moving to the countryside and building a farm, but you must take guns with you, as the hordes of starving will be roaming. Also, even though the elite will have their safe havens and specialist shelters, they must be just as careful during the war as the ordinary civilians, because their shelters can still be compromised."

After pausing for a few minutes to collect his thoughts, Mr Kissinger, carried on: "We told the military that we would have to take over seven Middle Eastern countries for their resources and they have nearly completed their job. We all know what I think of the military, but I have to say they have obeyed orders superfluously this time. It is just that last stepping stone, i.e. Iran which will really tip the balance. How long can China and Russia stand by and watch America clean up? The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons to kill as many Arabs as it can. Hopefully if all goes well, half the Middle East will be Israeli. Our young have been trained well for the last decade or so on combat console games, it was interesting to see the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 game, which mirrors exactly what is to come in the near future with its predictive programming. Our young, in the US and West, are prepared because they have been programmed to be good soldiers, cannon fodder, and when they will be ordered to go out into the streets and fight those crazy Chins and Russkies, they will obey their orders.

What the...Modern Warfare 3 models what is to come in the future? "We told the military that we would have to take over seven Middle Eastern countries for their resources and they have nearly completed this" wow, so I guess that makes you guys the terrorists? You guys meaning the secret US government. No WMD's, No Nuclear threats, NO terrorist threat, it's about resources. This guy sounds like a crazy old crack pot but I think he speaks the truth.

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Satire, faked, debunked and a repost. Sorry.

"O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment."

i think Peter Sellers ,,actually say's that,,really!

Me.

After reading through that, i couldn't help but think it was fake.

No statesman is that dumb. Talk about loose lips.

You honestly think Henry Kissinger said noob?

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Noob.

Although I don't doubt this is the type of thing that goes on in that deranged man's mind, this article is satire as a previous poster said.

Accurate Satire

Originally posted by 4KAAN
You honestly think Henry Kissinger said noob?

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Noob.

Haha I was just gona say, funny word for an 89 year old to say.

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Yeah, we hear israel banging the drums and rattling the swords.
So let them go to war if they need it so bad.
Let's just let the US sit this one out and watch the fur fly.
Maybe the land will go back to it's rightful owners.

that was hilarious i checked the authors other works, if your looking for a laugh click this link, just the first picture made me laugh. "noob"-hahahahahahaha!

Trollolololololol

When I read that the first time I literally laughed out loud.

I totally want to hear Kissinger say Noob.

I also love the training with Modern Warfare.

Henry Kissinger probably did not say that but I guarantee you that is exactly what he is thinking.