A Sarcasm Contest

Lets face it, people on this site can be very sarcastic on occasion. Lets have a contest to see who can be the most sarcastic. I will give you three things to choose from, to aim your sarcasm at.

1. I am a Christian.
2. I don't believe UFOs are alien.
3. I believe that the Illuminati have the right idea.

Okay, I don't really believe the Illuminati have the right idea; but, for the purpose of turning your inner sarcastic god loose, use it. Peace and lets be funny out there.

Best... Thread..... Ever...

Originally posted by AQuestion
1. I am a Christian.

Well, in that case, I'm pleased to meet you.
After all, Christians are all so wonderfully perfect and peaceful.

reply to post by alfa1


Dear alfa!,

Come on, dig deeper. Pick any subject, what is the best sarcastic thing you have ever said in your life? Lets hear it, I like sarcasm.

reply to post by mainidh


Dear maindh,

LOL.

reply to post by AQuestion


Dude...

Theres no sarcasm on ATS... its ALL TRUTH!!

Ask anyone here...

reply to post by AQuestion


nice to meet you

reply to post by Akragon


You got a star just because it was you. Peace.

reply to post by Ptenjakin


I am sorry, even yawning for that response is too much effort.

Originally posted by AQuestion
reply to post by Akragon

 

You got a star just because it was you. Peace.

aww...

im touched...

Originally posted by AQuestion
reply to post by mainidh

 

Dear maindh,

LOL.

That was sarcasm wasn't it!!!

Yes ...........sir
I believe your plan is intelligent thoughtfull and insightfull and That you are a competent and experienced commander more over your plan has been well devised and thought through with not only the objective in mind but also the welfare and sustainability of your men and that your plan will result in victory fame and renown ...........sir

Why when you say sir soldier , does it sound like C**T
.......practice ........sir

Or as a friend once said while being questioned on tape by the Feds

It's a fair cop guvna
Youve broken me down with your intense questioning and cross examination
Please don't hit me anymore coppa ( in his strongest cockney accent )

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Originally posted by AQuestion
Lets face it, people on this site can be very sarcastic on occasion. Lets have a contest to see who can be the most sarcastic. I will give you three things to choose from, to aim your sarcasm at.

1. I am a Christian.
2. I don't believe UFOs are alien.
3. I believe that the Illuminati have the right idea.

Okay, I don't really believe the Illuminati have the right idea; but, for the purpose of turning your inner sarcastic god loose, use it. Peace and lets be funny out there.

Ok I’ll give it a shot…

1 I am a Christian, because the Church I belong too tells me it’s all true.

2 I don't believe UFOs are alien, because the debunkers are doing such an amazing job, with their swamp gas theories etc.

3. I believe that the Illuminati have the right idea, they just don’t seem to be able to wipe enough of us, off the face of the earth, fast enough!


- JC

Originally posted by AQuestion
Lets face it, people on this site can be very sarcastic on occasion. Lets....

I'll take option 4: picking on grammar/punctuation.

I'll be honest, I stopped reading at "Lets". Seriously, who can take you seriously when you can't even take the time to hit the ' key.

Originally posted by AQuestion

Peace and lets be funny out there.

Oh yeah, lets! Oh and "peace"? Why not peace off?

Here's my favorite on ATS sarcasm for the day:

"What, you question alternative medicine?

YOU must work for BIG PHARMA.
Which BIG PHARMA company do YOU work for?

Of course I don't have any personal interests in the debate, as a homeopath, an aromatherapist, or somebody who supports people pushing garlic and lemon juice, or their dodgy vitamins as a cure for AIDS, cancer and everything imaginable.

What, you claim not to work for BIG PHARMA?
Well let's just ridicule what you claim to do anyway.

Soliciting information and personal insults are supported by some mods.
They think your opinion must mean you work for BIG PHARMA too!"

Big Pharma must love a member, because he helps them move their "Kool-aid"!
What a devious personal attack.
www.abovetopsecret.com...
Another member asks: Which big pharma company do you work for to make such threads?
www.abovetopsecret.com...
So we must discuss each other, and not the topic?
He was then mocked for saying he works in aviation, by somebody calling him a "flying pig-herder"!
And that was a thread with super mods, so there's no way I would have crossed them.
But yeah, I've had the same pooh thrown at me for doubting Aids-denialism.
"You sound like you work for big pharma...blah, blah, blah."
Effective censorship - it's not nice to be ganged-up on.
What is big pharma?
Who knows?
Just add enough insults, and it makes sense.

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I'm sorry, my sarcasm only occurs naturally. It can not be induced, I am not birthing a child for God's sake.