Living machines...

A while ago, I came across this website that says that black helicopters are actually nanobioengineered living creatures. They start when they are engineered into these crystals, which I suppose are like eggs. They are then injected into cattle, or get into humans through chemtrails. They are parasitic. The helicopter starts to grow inside the host organism. They have a long needle on their front, which they can use to inject more crystals. Once they get too big to inject, this needle is used as a projectile weapon. Once the BH gets big enough, it will either burst through the body (Explaining cattle mutilations) or cause the host being to combust (Spontaneous Combustion). Some people have claimed to see the helicopters in smaller states. The site claims that you can use fly swatters to destroy smaller ones, and as they get bigger, they develop the ability of mind control, in a way, and can make you think suicidal thoughts. If you are wearing aluminum foil on your head to prevent mind control (No #, right?), they may become violent. After that they grow further into the full black helicopters we've come to know and love. Next time you see one, get the binoculars, the telescope, anything, and look for a pilot. Or, I need to do something that would some how summon them to me. Anyone know how to get black helicopters to trail you? Oh, and of course, this conspiracy brought to you by the NWO.

what did I just read........

Ok so I see you've been visiting this page....

zapatopi.net...

Not sure about this, especially when they say your best line of defense is a fly swatter. Me thinks a hoax most likely. Any one with a Black Helicopter sample? Surely some one has been able to obtain one if they're being pumped out of planes in chemtrails.



Update: The site sells black helicopter t-shirts, patches and stickers. I think it's safe to move to the Hoax bin.

As always sources please..other
pure science fiction... though it does make for a good zombie movie IMO

Originally posted by Epsillion70
As always sources please..other
pure science fiction... though it does make for a good zombie movie IMO

Pretty sure he got it here....zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/....it reads word for word to what the OP put.

I'm speechless....

This was all supposed to be highly classified! How did they find these details? Must be a government leak somewhere. Time to crank up the War on Terror!

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Originally posted by fairguy

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edit on 6-12-2011 by fairguy because: (no reason given)

It's the N-O-N-P-H-I-X-I-O-N!

Excellent track. Dopeness.

As for the OP...I will be invoicing you for 2 minutes of my time....

Well done OP for gettin this out there !
Come on guys dont tell me youve never heard of this before ?

Don't fret guys. This chart I found clearly explains the reproductive cycle of black helicopters;

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what does that spell?