jesus being a time lord

Anyone ever thought that jesus could of been a time lord and travel back in time with time traveler powers and showed off cause people couldn't really read or write and just showed em some fancy tricks with a lighter and some aerosol or even took back loads of wine from the present to the past and made himself look like he'd turn water into wine when really alls he had was a bottle up his sleeve and poured a little bit in and it changed the colour?

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Imagine if David Copperfield was around back then. People would have crapped their pants.

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This isn't possible because time is just some made up measurement system, it's non-existent.

Originally posted by FidelityMusic
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This isn't possible because time is just some made up measurement system, it's non-existent.

so ur saying jesus couldnt of went back in time with some wine up his sleeve and put it into the water which would colour it and also give it a taste like it and they would of never have tasted wine of jesus's caliber before cause hes from the future I think u look at jesus all wrong he wasn't no messiah he was a magic man with cheap tricks, hand full of lighters, aerosole, eating mushrooms cause they were more potent back in the day with a couple hundread bottles of wine in his cave with a rolling stone door to wash it down why u think when they went to the cave to check it out he was gone? cause he was dumpin the empty bottles and trippin balls

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think they would of been callin him the new messiah if he made his own religion called "Copperfieldisim" haha

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How old are you? You type like you have a very minimal comprehension level and seem very ignorant. No need to continue here, you're just on ATS for B.S.

disagree on this one


In the Time Lord Manual it succinctly states "NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED"

Originally posted by FidelityMusic
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This isn't possible because time is just some made up measurement system, it's non-existent.

So you're saying Einstein and his experimentally proven theories are wrong then?

I think Jesus discovered things about our ancient past when he studied in the east.

He was probably an intelligent guy who was limited to living in a primitive world.

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If Einsteins experimentally proven theories involve the theory that time is existent than yes, he is wrong, for now in the eyes of some, and for sure in my eyes. Don't get theories confused with fact and truth. Time is non-existent, some argue it is, some argue it isn't. It all about your perception on time. In my mind time is an illusion. What's your take on "time"?

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Seriously?

Troll much?

Do you think Future Jesus Time Lord and Criss Angel went to the same magic school?

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... I think this was just talked about in the tin foil past today
... on the ATS topic '(why do Christians wear crosses around their necks)'
... & yes MOoDy's... this is still on TOPIC
... Due to the fact that the Cross Jesus(aka?) 'allegedly' hung on is a symbol of
... )))))Time~~travel)))))