Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children Homo-erotic Acts?

Warning: The following link does contain textile homoerotic sexual references. If this offends you, please turn refrain from reading.

What is Skyrim?
If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to a far way lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones.

Read more at ONTD: ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com...

Now, this is obviously a troll post that was created in mockery of religion (one I found rather hilarious too) but some people are actually believing that this is real and are either A) defending the game "Skyrim" or B) justifying the post and spitting upon Skyrim. Of course, one would have to be rather naive to believe this post but do you think it could be perhaps because this is something that is not too terribly "uncommon" amongst very select extreme religious people? I am in no way implying that all religious people make claims such as this or even ones of this nature but I have seen a few "ridiculous" posts from extreme religious people. I just hope no kid gets their game taken away because of this.

Note: I do not believe this is the original source from this document, merely one that brought it into the light. I can not seem to find (or at least haven't tried very hard) to find the original.

Uh.. Its not an MMORPG.
Is just an RPG, there's nothing Massively Multiplayer about it, haha

And humans have been performing homo-erotic acts since being on this planet, *ie, see ancient greece*

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Ha, trust me, you will find most information in the post to be false and rather a "troll trigger" to make someone mad. Like stating the game is made by "Blizzard" among other things.

well that is the most ridiculous article that i have ever read.

how when you cast a spell it's like how a homosexual uses his hand to fling sin juice? really? I can't believe someone would even write this, and the sad part is that there are people who will actually believe it.

unreal

I know what they mean. It's absolutely true. I was in an ancient tomb on a quest to get a piece of an amulet, fighting a skeletal dragon, when I suddenly got the urge to dance shirtless in a gay club to a Lady Gaga song.

Skyrim is turning good Christian men into raging Satanic homosexuals and it must be stopped!

Alright, I'm off to kill African terrorists in MW3. Now that's good, clean fun.

Originally posted by ManjushriPrajna
I know what they mean. It's absolutely true. I was in an ancient tomb on a quest to get a piece of an amulet, fighting a skeletal dragon, when I suddenly got the urge to dance shirtless in a gay club to a Lady Gaga song.

Skyrim is turning good Christian men into raging Satanic homosexuals and it must be stopped!

Alright, I'm off to kill African terrorists in MW3. Now that's good, clean fun.

That what happened to me. My apartment filled up and turned into a giant gay rave party.

Because of Skyrim.

Im off for some BF3 funness

reply to post by ErroneousDylan


Yeah, no one affiliated with any of the big religions has ever engaged in homosexual acts, and certainly not with young choir boys.

I tell you, according to some, everything is making everyone "gay". Beyond that fact that something can't "make you gay" who CARES?

Originally posted by ManjushriPrajna
I know what they mean. It's absolutely true. I was in an ancient tomb on a quest to get a piece of an amulet, fighting a skeletal dragon, when I suddenly got the urge to dance shirtless in a gay club to a Lady Gaga song.

Skyrim is turning good Christian men into raging Satanic homosexuals and it must be stopped!

Alright, I'm off to kill African terrorists in MW3. Now that's good, clean fun.

I too have had the unfortunate urge you described, except I also wanted an Appletini to sip on. I call it the "Skyrim effect".

I knew it. The "Raise Zombie Staff" is actually a sexual undertone that means "to cause a soft penis to stand erect". I will not let my children play this satanic game. I, on the other hand, will be masturbating to it while they sleep.

thanks i needed a laugh.
the whole post is a little stupid but i still enjoyed it.
what bugs me with people complaining about game is parents complaining that there is too much swearing going on with call of duty online play.
its rated 18 isn't it so why are those kids playing it.
anyhoo skyrim will always lead to desertion from my freinds and my friends desertion from me, i love it.

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skyrim its te most emersive and best game ever created the people o right this kind of things
are just frustrated people o forget theyre hown gay priests and pedophiles and are just lost mentaly.....

reply to post by ErroneousDylan


Is it more homosexual than Dragon Age?

Dragon Age

vikings, dragon slaying, incredibly beautiful and massive world (province i should say) lizard people, monsters of all types, bears trying to eat and giants that heard mammoths...oh and decapitating people

yeah that spells homosexuality to me.

children shouldnt be playing skyrim as is. it has an M rating, meaning they should be 17+ to be playing it. just more noise religion is spouting out to gather supporters. demonic spell crafting? i guess making your sword able to set things on fire that are attacking you, is demonic...

oh christ lovers, how you all amuse me

Skyrim only promotes homo-erotic acts in the sense that it offers players the free will to make decisions within the game. You can CHOOSE to marry a man but it's not like you see them having sex or anything. Just campy flirtation with a certain twist of humor. Let's not forget that this game is rated M for Mature.

Ridiculous thread.

I guess you guys didn't read my whole post, where I stated that it is clearly satire >.>

WTF is this guy smoking?

This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.

I think the writer has homo sexual tendencies himself that he's repressing.

Originally posted by ErroneousDylan
Warning: The following link does contain textile homoerotic sexual references. If this offends you, please turn refrain from reading.

What is Skyrim?
If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to a far way lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones.

Read more at ONTD: ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com...

Now, this is obviously a troll post that was created in mockery of religion (one I found rather hilarious too) but some people are actually believing that this is real and are either A) defending the game "Skyrim" or B) justifying the post and spitting upon Skyrim. Of course, one would have to be rather naive to believe this post but do you think it could be perhaps because this is something that is not too terribly "uncommon" amongst very select extreme religious people? I am in no way implying that all religious people make claims such as this or even ones of this nature but I have seen a few "ridiculous" posts from extreme religious people. I just hope no kid gets their game taken away because of this.

Note: I do not believe this is the original source from this document, merely one that brought it into the light. I can not seem to find (or at least haven't tried very hard) to find the original.

edit on 25-11-2011 by ErroneousDylan because: (no reason given)

edit on 25-11-2011 by ErroneousDylan because: (no reason given)

This shouldn't be teaching any children anything as it is a MA17 game. As to being "homo-erotic"? I think watching buffed dudes in football cosplay, patting one another on the ass every time they score is much more risky if you are a homophobic parent who doesn't want your kid to "catch gay".


ps - I understand it is satire but you know there are people out there who really think like this. Many of them on this site.

Come on!!!

"SkyRim"!?

Are you all that obtuse?

That's what homosexual call "The Mile High Club"

That's like naming a video game "Sandusky"!

I didn't know fox had started doing computer game reviews

I always suit up before I play Skyrim