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That has got to be the funniest thing i have ever read...theres tears pouring out my eyes and i am doubled over in hysterical laughter...thanx for putting a smile on my face in the middle of all this sadness...
Originally posted by torsion
Originally posted by blocula
...And they would carry on thinking that i must have stopped loving them and just took off...
I don't think so.
The first thing they'd do is check your computer and study your activity on the Internet. They'd come across ATS and discover your posts. From this they'd conclude that you may well have been abducted by evil aliens. All your relatives would come together and form three groups. The first would descend into the caves and subterranean chasms, the second group would scour the depths of the oceans and the third would head off for another dimension. "We're comin' for ya, Mike," would be the cry. It would only be a matter of time before they rescued you and you could be scratched off the missing persons list.
Have faith.
"Love is stronger than the alien anal probe." Carl Sagan, 1992.
Originally posted by blocula
Literally millions of people every year the world over are here today,gone tomorrow and never seen again and i believe that the governments of the world are working hand in hand with evil aliens and are allowing this to happen.Orchestrating the exchange of millions of humans for evil alien technology.Governments that just look the other way and who purposefully down play the crisis level severity of their sinister plan and supress it from the mainstream media...
Childrens organs arent developed and are not big enough to fit into an adult body to replace their diseased organs...
Originally posted by RomaMayLi
reply to post by blocula
While I have all due respect for you & your subject, there is another reason that many people- especially children- go missing all over the world: black market organ transplants. Children usually have not started any bad habits like smoking or drinking yet; their bodies are usually healthy & pristine. There are threads here on ATS which reveal the recent scandals of people in Israel kidnapping Arab children for this purpose; but it goes on everywhere. I know that many people will find this too horrible to believe, but there is evidence that it happens all over the world, every day.
Originally posted by KingsMantis
yes yes this is very true and "we" are "aware" of this.
An agent against the NWO has been sent out and he has let himself be kidnapped in Germany. His mission is to dismantle the operation from the inside out....
Give him your regards.
The usable and functioning high-tech owned by the Military Industrial Complex is at least 20 years ahead of whats realeased for public consumption...We get their old and already out-dated tech and are told to think its new...
Originally posted by dcmb1409
So we get all of these wonderful inventions like can openers, Swiss army knives, sham-wows, and scrubbing bubbles to name a few in exchange for humans kidnappers?
Seems like the aliens are only mechanical inclined and not genetic engineering or medical technology driven. They can't clone a gene, create artificial life, intelligence, or grow or create food without having the human body to experiment on. I've seen all of those pics of greys with huge teeth and big mouths that are voracious eaters and drool over human hogs that they fatten up for a space bar-b-que.
If my government let's them take me to the cannibal kettle in the sky in exchange for the formula for silly putty, then I hope I gave em all indigestion.
edit on 20-11-2011 by dcmb1409 because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by blocula
reply to post by Equidae
The vast majority are not found...we just want to think they are,because the other option is too hot to handle...
Originally posted by dcmb1409
So we get all of these wonderful inventions like can openers, Swiss army knives, sham-wows, and scrubbing bubbles to name a few in exchange for humans kidnappers?
Seems like the aliens are only mechanical inclined and not genetic engineering or medical technology driven. They can't clone a gene, create artificial life, intelligence, or grow or create food without having the human body to experiment on. I've seen all of those pics of greys with huge teeth and big mouths that are voracious eaters and drool over human hogs that they fatten up for a space bar-b-que.
If my government let's them take me to the cannibal kettle in the sky in exchange for the formula for silly putty, then I hope I gave em all indigestion.
edit on 20-11-2011 by dcmb1409 because: (no reason given)