"Watch My Hips Crush Plates Of Baked Goods."

Want to hear a song that will instantly make your day better? Read on.

Leslie Hall, otherwise known as The Gem Sweater Queen of Iowa is the lead singer of a trending hip hop-rap group called Leslie and The Lyes. Her glamorous lifestyle is matched only by her perfectly sequinned knit gem sweaters and her flowlicious voice.

When you look at the video for her irrevocable anthem on stealing pants, "Body Rolls" you'll see where Leslie gets her inspiration (and NO it's not from Adele!). This song is the story of one tiger-like, large woman and her encounter with a troll boy wearing tight pants.

Here are the lyrics if you want to sing a long:

I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath
when I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
I want to own them, but can you even dance in those pants?
“Watch me, woman!”
They made him move like a vessel of shimmy,
All sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty.
I need to get some! Put my body in them, then I will rule the world!!

Is that an angel baby? No! That’s his dance moves! Yes!
Watch my lady honey grooves! Feed me lots of Jamba Juice!
Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young, no!
My legs in those pants, a dream! When I would move, I’d scream:

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!
High kicks!

This is how we do it!
Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

I begged that boy to make me some
Gotta dance like that where I come from
Grab a partner form a line
Cut and stitch and make ‘em shine
Work that elastic it’s looking fantastic
P-p-please stitch ‘em pretty ‘cause my body can’t handle that
It’s just the power of the lycra
Tickles my tigra
Let me get inside of ‘em and stretch, stretch, stretch!
And tell yourself you’re a vessel of shimmy
And activate your dance floor kitty

When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
Watch my feet pound holes in plywood
Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!
High kicks!

This is how we do it!
Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

‘Twas the last stitch on the final seam
He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivering
I know I needed them more than ever
But then he looked at my legs and said “NEVER!”
I was already wearing tight pants
I just did not activate them!

Wow!
Body roll body roll high kick high kick
This is how we do it
…
Body roll body roll high kick high kick
…
I’m a dance floor tiger lady pumping everything she has
Touching every single lad
Rubbing every lady blad?
Work that dance floor they may vote you mayor jazz
One day have a plaque that says “She wore the tightest of pants”

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!
High kicks!

This is how we do it!

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!"


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Here is the official video for "Body Rolls"-------> www.youtube.com...



I don't know how to make the image appear on the screen as the link....BUT click this link and you won't regret it!

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For more laughs, check out Leslie's personality on her first t.v. appearance!



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Check out Leslie's Sweater making abilities and watch her get "crafty'.

"I'm thinkin' key chains...chains, chains..."


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Come on and enjoy a laugh! "Craft Talk!"

Ummmmm.... yeah..........

I dont know why but that sort of alternative, deliberately off tone, weird music scares me.
I mean literally scares me!!!!

I get really uncomfortable and anxious whenever I hear awful cr@p like that.
Its hard to explain what I mean, basically I hated it and everything it stood for.

Please dont watch this people, its just fricken weird and slightly scary.

Originally posted by chanel

BUT click this link and you won't regret it!

Yes you will!!!!!! I know I did

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HEY! It's not weird or scary! Leslie Hall is one of the most beautifully talented women in today's modern music industry. Just because she wears make up, gem sweaters and body suits, doesn't make her scary,

Way to be a xenophobe----Jeesh. Sorry she's not Lady Gaga's size.

Originally posted by chanel
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For more laughs, check out Leslie's personality on her first t.v. appearance!

I think she would be great as a stand up comedian, is that how she started?

But seriously she shouldnt do music, it was just so horrid. I appreciate it was an attempt at humour but it really was wrong

Originally posted by chanel
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HEY! It's not weird or scary! Leslie Hall is one of the most beautifully talented women in today's modern music industry. Just because she wears make up, gem sweaters and body suits, doesn't make her scary,

Way to be a xenophobe----Jeesh. Sorry she's not Lady Gaga's size.

I wasnt in anyway refering to her as being scary (although her eyes are a bit weird) it was the music.
Im not trying to be funny, that sort of sound (I cant even call it music) literally scares me.

I may have got a giggle if I watched it on mute but hearing that noise literally makes me feel ill

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I was joking with you.

No offense, sorry that Leslie's genius frequency makes you ill.

Haha! That was freakin AWESOME! I always get a kick out of Leslie. Tim and Eric too, so weird you can't stop looking at it,

I've actually had this on my ipod for like a year now it always makes me laugh !!
She is so funny !