You know your inebriated when.....

You know your inebriated when you just realized you granted a leprechaun a wish. I just dont know how it happened I was just sitting there and the little guy said something along the lines of "I wish you would have another beer", so I snapped my fingers wiggled my nose, grabbed a cold can, and bam! I dont know where the hell he went! I tried looking for him but all I could find was a little green hat, which I think was mine to begin with.......

lol


you know your inebriated when someone stands on your FINGERS when your WALKING home.

You know your inebriated when...
you have to hold on to the grass to keep yourself from falling off the Earth!

(is this the point of this thread?)

reply to post by StratosFear


dunno but i works lol

reply to post by StratosFear


you know your inebriated when picard shoots chunk with a tommy gun

You know you're inebriated when you think it would be a good idea to 'Altair' through a group of massive fighting men to get to the kebab shop.

You know you're inebriated when you need to fart and you sh#t in your pants instead.

Yuo know your inedibaded..inegab.....indegena...... drunk when yuir mates are all like "hey mornkij;;;aHXD/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

You know your inebriated when you vomit so violently that

you poo out of your mouth


What?....Like it's never happened to you?

reply to post by weirdguy



That's disgusting.

reply to post by wigit


Yeah, but at least I did'nt sh#t my pants

second line

reply to post by weirdguy


That was my dad, the drunken bum.

This has always been one of my favorite drunk tests.

you know your inebriated when your on abovetopsecret.com and the majority of the posts dont sound paranoid... (yes I went there) :p

You know your inebriated when you wear the toilet seat like a necklace.
You know your inebriated when you have grass stains on you shoulders.
You know your inebriated when your trying to climb up the pavement.

NVM

You know you are inebriated when there are no ugly girls left at the party.