Little Billy and the gang of Midgets.

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Little Billy had a lot of school money. I had spent all my money on pogs and pet fish. I had no more money to buy lunch! I needed to get that lunch money.

Little Billy was in a wheel chair, He was liked by most of the kids in school, so there for, there simply was no way I could just go and take his money! Id be hated by everyone. I need to think of a plan…Some kind of way it would make it ok for me to ‘take’ his money and no one would care!

Iv got it!

I will go steal the teachers car, drive it into the play ground and run some kids over. However I’ll need to hide myself or.. Get someone else to do it. Iv got it. I’ll plant some smoke bombs around the area that way no one will see me but they’ll think it was the car blowing up. Simple. Then, when someone gets hurt.. I’ll blame it on Billy!

Hmm, but how could he drive it, if he’s in a wheel chair, and.. If I have no evidence? Iv got it! I’ll tell everyone that it was Midgets! Yeah, Little Billy had a group of Midgets and that way I can blame it on him. Well, he was in charge after all!!! Genius!

So I stole the car and drove it into the playground, run over some kids and ran from the scene.. I had emailed some teachers 30minutes before hand to inform them to watch out for Billy playing up! I then found the head master and reported that id seen some midgets stealing a car and that they were part of a gang run by Little Billy!! Within an hour everyone in school had heard.. Billy was hated and no one liked midgets anymore! I could then beat him up every day and get as much money as I liked, no one cared Every day I would hurt him more and take more things.. Like his phone, watch and anything else I could get my hand on! It was magic


The result now, if you drive cars near schools or are a midget you’re a terrorist. All midgets now get hassle when they drive cars. You may be searched at any time if you are suspected to be under a certain height and if car keys are found on you, you may be sent to prison for terrorism.

We are all happy though As it was midgets who run over the kids in school.. Just as well the American government was there to pin the blame on the kid in the wheel chair.

My story.

So, if the teachers were emailed 30 min prior, why didn't they alert the police of the impending attack? Did they just continue to read to the children to avoid panic?
What about the fences around the schoolyard? Those were steel constructed in the 70's and able to withstand a Cadillac hit at 70mph? There have never been fences that came down that fast in the history of cars being driven through fences.
Also, the midgets couldn't possibly have driven the cars because they can't see above the dashboard. Even a normal sized human would have to be an expert driver to exact that amount of carnage in one swoop around the playground.
Additionally, traces of thermite were found on the spent smoke bombs.

The reason they did nothing was because no one was afraid of midgets so had no reason to be classing them are terrorists. Technically, going by the story they still dont.. just another fairly tail of lies.

Thanks for the reply - That made me smile lol. I was watching the reports this morning on the 9/11.. I then heard on the radio on my way to work.. I was being mocked last night by my family members on the topic and Iv been told to keep quiet.

I guess I wanted to put it into a more basic form for some people to get it. Or more so, being interested to look further.

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Although we may not be on the same side of the fence on the issue, one thing we do agree upon is that you should always question; always dig deeper.

whats this got to do with midgets anyway?

Originally posted by micmerci
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Although we may not be on the same side of the fence on the issue, one thing we do agree upon is that you should always question; always dig deeper.

As well as to never trust a midget, or a kid in a wheelchair.

Seriously, this is an interesting thread. I love metaphors, and this metaphor is quite interesting. Thanks for sharing, OP.