Top 12 reasons to vote democrat.

Top 12 reasons to vote Democrat. When your "friends" cannot explain why
they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their
reasons from this "TOP 12"...

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need
to break even and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions
to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most
wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

reply to post by ANNED


Not much difference between the Dems and the Reps in my opinion, they only highlight their differences to confuse the voting public, it will be EXACTLY the same if either party wins.

reply to post by sir_slide

I would agree that there is a 2-headed 1-party system, but Ron Paul is the exception, sincerely.