Just now, at 1:09am, while my television was getting a weak signal, it turned off the same time the emergency broadcast was interrupting the TV
program. I guess the broadcast was a just a test, I'm not really sure because the TV did come back on while it was going on. I don't know what could
have caused it, just seems like a strange coincidence or maybe a space storm. Any ideas?
You have a bad case of Ghosts. I'd recommend selling your home (and not mentioning this event to the new owners), selling all of your belongings (to
prevent ghosts finding a new home in your earthly materials) and moving someplace far, far away.