Wouldn't it be great

I did not write this but I found it oddly amusing. Please enjoy

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France ...

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not ticking us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment.
I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to
put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America .
It is time to eliminate homelessness
in America . To the nations on List 1,
a final thought. Thank you guys.
We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America ...
Thank you and good night.'

If you can read this in English,
thank a soldier.

You do know that total foreign aid is less than 1% of the total budget. Plus that foreign aid has multiple benefits other than just giving them money for the hell of it. Cutting that off will also cut back our influence in those regions which further down the road may end up costing us more.

One reason Israel shut up and sat down when Saddam was hitting them with scuds is because through our support we had influence over them.

Your view is very short sighted.

this is just one big rant?

i'm not an american, but if i ever heard that on TV, i'd be emberassed honestly.

ETA

this letter is dividing everyone into boxes or classes. (classism)
imho that is one of the biggest problem we face as a whole.

stereotyping everyone and everything.

this letter does the same.

Americas Mission in Iraq will only be complete, when every last Drop of oil has been drained, Then next on the list will be Libya, They already have CIA all over that country planting seeds, Just like they did in Iraq many years before the complete invasion,

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Would you care to show us how much of that oil America receives?

Once you research that you might be surprised.

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No body know exactly how much oil, america steals, but they have control of every refinery in that country official or not,

Its more the money that interests them than the actual oil, Iraq now has its own pupiteers just like america,

The new government america is trying to build in Iraq will be just as corrupt as the last, the poor Iraqis don't know what there in-for, a future of globalization

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offtopic post:

i know we might have set off on the wrong foot but i seriously needed to say this.

the way you're respondig to people now is much more positive than it was yesterday.

and i sure as hell can appreciate it


please don't view this as an attack on your posting in the past but i seriously think this is much more positive.
(view it as a compliment from me to you, wether you accept it is also up to you, just want you to know its genuine.)

i tell you what would be great if people stopped looking to the government

social security is the biggest legal rippoff that has ever been concienved pepetuated by ignorance and cheerleaded

by those GOVERNMENT COME PLEASE SAVE ME AND PAY ALL MY BILLS.

meh

Originally posted by neo96
i tell you what would be great if people stopped looking to the government

social security is the biggest legal rippoff that has ever been concienved pepetuated by ignorance and cheerleaded

by those GOVERNMENT COME PLEASE SAVE ME AND PAY ALL MY BILLS.

meh

correction...

the federal reserve is the biggest scam ever perpetrated

As an Australian you can keep your money, there are others more desperate than us. I would like to see the global invasion of guns get replaced by discussion and education to establish more wisdom in the diversity of cultural laws and structure. Bring an end to the war on drugs and terror. I want a want a war on corruption