Breaking news-the world has ended and you are dead!

Good Morning ATS,

I'm not going to apologize for the melodrama of my headline. Its not at all true. At least not that I'm aware of.

A startling revelation came to me as I read the ats ," New Topics" page this morning .........

If a ufo did land or cancer was cured or protesters with guns took to the streets of America or the banks closed and locked doors or ( Insert you're tragedy here) how many others sources and back up references would I have to have to varify some of the sensational head lines we see here?

I love Ats...have lurked here for years. Am I changing my perspective on life? Or does every one else get tired of the first people here of anything they just post...BOOM yeah ! theres my post ! I was First !!!

What happened to actually searching for one...(.to see if maybe 7 others already posted )
and two......maybe at least check a little to see if you're facts are any where straight.

And last but DEFINITELY not least.....put some thought into it, take some time making a well laid out, hopefully easy to understand, thought provoking thread !

Ok...............do what you want...........just needed to vent a little comment and even flame me if you want,,,,but be civil to each other




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You are wrong kind sir.
THE TEA PARTY DID IT!

-sarcasm-

reply to post by jesusatan


Well good morning to you too!

Interesting read....your going to need to work on you color and sizing but other than that on the mark!

Try a cup of coffee...might help start the day on a better note!

S & F either way...well done!

reply to post by jesusatan


You mean like people who rush to post before previewing the post.? You know with the preview button?

reply to post by jesusatan


so you got beat to a thread while you were laying it out all nice a pretty kidding only kidding

It does sorta seem like the multiple redundant threads have gotten outta hand lately yet as a reader I find plenty of tools here to sort through that and catch what interests me without much hassle

reply to post by TerryMcGuire



YOU SIR ARE SPOT ON !!!! I did preview but didnt do a good enough job...thanks for the healthy criticizem

reply to post by iforget


Good morn,




well hey I'm new to posting...would you be kind enough to give me some pointers on how to sift through?
thank you

Wow. I must say I didn't understand much from your post but... still, I am amazed, astonished, stupefied & bewildered at how many things are So Wrong with you. Would you mind translating this mess into coherence for everyone else in here, please ? Just in the unlikely case when we may be able to get a glimpse of those tremendously deep depths of your mind.

reply to post by jesusatan


well that really depends on what interests you and how you like to do things but I like to check the "recent posts" tab to see what people are talking about at the moment. the "myats" tab is useful for finding out which threads you have participated in are active or have had replies. using the "ribbon" at the bottom of most pages to go to "messages" and then "replies" tells you if you have had in replies to any of your posts. Also you can customize the "myats" page to show you threads in forums that interest you

reply to post by trisvonbis


hahahaaha awesome thanks

reply to post by jesusatan


YES I have seen the UFO at the bottom of the SEA

and I know its just a rock ♥

reply to post by Forevever


Good morning Foreverer !.....I did get my coffee as another member suggested....feeling better now
still at all the headlines though

reply to post by jesusatan


LOL I know exactly what you meant
I thought my post exuded the same sentiment ♥
might have been misunderstood - want me to elaborate?

reply to post by Forevever


not necessary foreverer...we have the same twisted sense of humor ........like when we were in the 8.3.11 thread on page 754 or so and someone said..'" hey anybody noticed its spells SMURF ???" and I replied well no we didnt ...damn !!!!! takes guns....shoots self ahahaha

reply to post by jesusatan


what? it spelled SMURF???
OMG!!!!! how did I miss that???
I bet thats what it was about all along and he just gave up cause he was afraid we'd hunt him down and kill him

on a serious note - I heard that movie was pretty good - I was dead set against seeing it but now I know Neil Patrick Harris is in it, I think its required viewing ♥