Off Topic Thread!!!

I had a really vivid dream last night.

It was in living colour and so real that I was certain I wasn't sleeping.

But I can't remember any of it...

and that tics me off :bnghd:

oh, well...back to reality :w:

This is the second day in a row my next door neighbours Fire alarm has gone off for 3 consecutive hours.

If the house isn't going to burn down then the least they can do is TURN THE DAMN THING OFF. It wouldn't be so bad, but their other hobbies include wall tapping, wall banging, floor banging, wall scraping and my personal favourite "Midnight DIY".

OK. OK. OK. Let's everyone stick with the topic of thread and stay off topic.

Watching the 70's show right now, terrible how long they played this out with so many main charachters being gone.

Just let it go folks

The only bad thing about tomorrow(Thursday) is that it puts you one day closer to Monday!

Two days off beginning tomorrow. About $1000 coming to me over the next 3 days.

Im in good spirits

People have disagreed with me about this, but I read it somewhere once and for some odd reason believe it.

The human eye can detect over 500 shades of gray. (that is that fuzzy little area between black and white)

I believe this is the reason we find ourselves in the crazy situations we find ourselves in.

OK, back off topic.....

I never seem to know what the topic is...what's up with that?

NC

Don't you just hate it when you try to do the right thing....

But after you do, you're left feeling like a total idiot....:bnghd:

Like you did something wrong?...

I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!

btw - Did anyone else notice that this is lookig more like the 'Rant' thread,

I felt that way after posting this when I was looking back, at some of the

other posts...

Larry.

[edit on 3/23/2006 by Mechanic 32]

Yesterday I walking towards a building I cut through to get to my car. As I was getting closer I was seeing what looked like a person leaning on the door. So, thinking no one would be that stupid, I open the door to go in, and this girl falls flat on her ass. I was thinking to myself, "Moron! "

Careful! That was almost on-topic.

Careful - That was almost OFF Topic!!

It is that time of the year folks, time for me to explain my off topic/on topic theory.

So if the topic of this thread is to stay off topic, then by posting off topic stuff you are actually on topic, which nullifies the whole being off topic thing, so stay on topic and you will be off topic...





hail teh monkey

That's why my first post on here was that this thread is a paradox. Crap. I responded. Does that make this on topic?

To answer your question...

Which came first, the chicken, or .................................?

I speak fluent jibberish.

As do most of the people on the Conspiracy Forums...

It's probably why I've fit in so well thus far! LOL!

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It took me a moment to figure out what that was! LOL! Very funny!

I'm only replying because I want to go into chat. One of my coworkers is regularly in there.