Off Topic Thread!!!

I bought pink shorts today.

WTF.

someone smack me.

Originally posted by parrhesia
someone smack me.

AD Skinner's ex wife is Jean Luc Picard's girlfriend on Reise.

someone smack me.

/pulls out the hand that spanks

Commences smackification of Parrhesia and RANT

smacksmacksmacketysmack

/smacks self

/deep breath

better now

Well, in the spirit of being off topic, I give you a sentance that makes absolutely no sense: Goats eat chickens that frequently drink pig intestines.

oh man....

i am enjoying this way too much.

hahahaha

french hiphop.

True story: Just today I was going for a walk and this kid no older than 4 ran up to me, called me a butthole and gave me the finger...

/me slaps Parrhesia with a trout

a random person on the offtopic thread?! How can you get more general?

*!*@*

I smell hamburgers. It's 9:20 and I smell hamburgers.


I REALLY want a burger right now.

I was bitch slapped by teh Lord today!!

:bnghd:

Sssssoooooooooooooooo bbbbboooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeedddddddddd...

Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos Me gustan huevos
moooooooooooooooooooooooo

?????????? cpr...you ok?

me gustan huevos= i like eggs
but what if eggs are actually gold and gold are eggs. Then the moon is a dog and the dog is the moon. So the cat with the fiddle and the silver spoon. Will never believe the monkey hooting at noon. The queen of spain stole my hat.

Well cpr, i think this happened to you:
Can't get much more off topic...

hmmm.... do you know what I noticed girls are evil.... but they are also so great and pretty and nice and awesome. Damn you evil mind-controlling she-devils!!! There is this one girl at school who I like but she like doesn't liek me but she could like me I'm not sure if she likes me cause her friends hasn't told me if she likes me. I'm gonna ask her out soon but I'm to lazy to and well I coulkd ruin it and stop liking her. Nickel......


There are no unlockable doors
There are no unwinable wars
There are no unrightable wrongs
Or unsignable songs

There are no unbeatable odds
There are no believable gods
There are no unnameable names
Shall I say it again, yeah

There are no impossible dreams
There are no invisible seams
Each night when the day is through
I don’t ask much

I just want you
I just want you

There are no uncriminal crimes
There are no unrhymable rhymes
There are no identical twins or
Forgivable sins

There are no incurable ills
There are no unkillable thrills
One thing and you know it’s true,
I don’t ask much

I just want you
I just want you
I just want you
I just want you

I’m sick and tired of bein’ sick and tired
I used to go to bed so high and wired, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I’ll buy myself some plastic water
I guess I should have married lennon’s daughter, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah


*sings it over and over again*

*rocks out to ozzy*

Cpr, calm down, lay off the white stuff and relax, take a deep breath.

*injects pure white stuff into veins*

SUGAR@!!!!@ 2312346243357


Yeah girls are liek so ummm yeah confusign they like ummm are out to get us umm yeah guys... nicke nickel ~.- twitch face.....

Hey, bungalow bill
What did you kill
Bungalow bill?

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun
In case of accidents he always took his mom
He’s the all american bullet-headed saxon mother’s son.
All the children sing

Hey bungalow bill
What did you kill
Bungalow bill?

Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies
Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise
So captain marvel zapped in right between the eyes
All the children sing

Hey, bungalow bill
What did you kill
Bungalow bill?

The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
Not when he looked so fierce, his mother butted in
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him
All the children sing

Hey, bungalow bill
What did you kill
Bungalow bill?

weeeheeee beatles

Hmm... a standard monitor(the big kind) work by using 3 photon guns(one for each primary color of light, red,blue,green) and firing them at the screen, "scanning" top to bottom in lines.
Tvs work in the same way...

hmmm... .a yeah hmmm..... spin the bottle and this game 5 minutes of heaven soon.... at my school a hmmm...... campout... .like all kids my age hanging out/making out... haha.... mayeb kiss a few girls.........PURPLE MONKLEY JAM!@!!!! *GUITAR SOLO* NICKEWL!!! and liek the girls who go to my pool are like hot and nice and liek cool peopels...... and liek mayeb kisss one or two..... ohhh yeah....... got any techniques to share u2u me baby ohh btw i is 13.... PURPLE NICKE LSPOOONGE

Oh yeah!

Some people say my love cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and I’ll show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal

Oh yeah!

Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me ’till the end of time

Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I’m going to feel
I’m going to feel
I’m going to feel

Oh yeah!

Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who I am
My name is lucifer, please take my hand

Oh yeah!

Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me ’till the end of time

Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I’m going to feel
I’m going to feel
I’m going to feel

Oh yeah!

Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who I am
My name is lucifer, please take my hand

Dude, cpr...*shakes head*.
Photons are particles that form the wavelengths of light.
From gamma to visible light, they behave both like waves and like particles.
Photons can be emitted from electrons, or a change in energy state of atoms, and other ways too.