Tuesday, April 1, 2003-The VATICAN. Through a spokesman, Pope John Paul II, issued the cancellation to a bewildered assortment of journalists. "Due
to unforeseen circumstances," the Pope explained, "Easter is cancelled." When questioned as to what the "unforeseen" circumstances were...the
Pope replied, "We found the body...."
Good. When I read the topic I thought " Damn, now I'm goning toprotest in front of the school". The article you made up was freaky though. Did you
come up with this all by your self?
I was just reading a snippet about the origin of easter, and thought, if they found Christ's body, would easter have to be cancelled? hence, the
inspiration for the joke...