Did you know cats want to rule the world

its true cats are now brainwashing people into thinking they're all cute and stuff but in reallity they are trying to take control of the world and start a nuke war

here is a picture of one of those A holes on a dash cam mounted

You're an idiot. Is that against T&C's? I meant it in a good way

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I do not think that is true at all. I feel TPTB have it all under control.

kittybeef.com...

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Ugh.... let me guess you're not "FROM HERE" are you?...

why dont you try lowering your IQ your ugly head is about to explode "god"

I don't think cats want a nuclear war. It would affect too much of their prey - birds, mice, etc.

That said, I have 3 dogs and 1 cat, and the cat has us all very well trained........

That Mod looks soft and squeezy! I have a cat who looks -nearly- like that one, only there is gold and brown with those colors as well. I named him Squeezy, because you can't help but want to kneed him. This cat was definitely a dog in his most recent past life, because he behaves (and even sounds, unbelievably) more like a puppy. So sometimes I call him my puppup. I am totally a scurrying slave for my cats. Their trick is to get themselves into your home, then you are a gonner. Once they do that with everyone in the whole world, every human will be enslaved to them. They are The Felines That Be. (and mee) FTB.

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THATS HORRIBLE! no

i love cats.

dont worry, they caught the ringleader....

Originally posted by Bob Sholtz
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THATS HORRIBLE! no

i love cats.

Don't knock it till you try it?

Just kidding, just kidding.

Are you the 4chan ghost in the machine?

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You eat cats?not on my watch and never my cats.
You do realize,no cookies for you.

How to ‘deactivate’ a cat. Basically it's a reflex they have from when they were kittens and their mom picked them up by the neck. We can use this to disable the aggressive cats.

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Oh no,you have posted on the internet our deepest,darkest
secret...we cats have "OFF" switches.You must turn in your
ball of string and squeaky mouse.

reply to post by dbates


lol, thats pretty epic, though i'd like to see someone try and use that on a pissed off cat. they would be missing fingers. and blood.

My cat says you are full of nonsense!
Cats do not want 3 eyed mice!

P.S. How do you deactivate a dog?

P.S.S. How do you deactivate those who disagree with evil kittehs ruling the world?