Ya'll know what man?
I'm dang sick and tired of people, "my way is the best way", right, yeah ok where do I sign up? Got to be kidding me. And you people swear by it too.
AND won't even objectively look at alternatives, AND, to top it all off, you come to the one place where there is supposed to be learning and
intelligent debate, ATS. This is my home away from home, or used to be, now I gotta listen to joe shmo scream at me that i'm wrong instead of doing
some actual objective research and realizing he's partially wrong just like every D--- body else, me included. At least i know a bit about ALL the
parties. I have tried to reasonably and objectively look at all the sides before choosing.
Progressives- " hey, my underwear don't stink!"
Republicans- " hey, my underwear don't stink!"
Democrats-" hey, my underwear don't stink!"
Liberals-" hey, my underwear don't stink!"
Socialists-" hey, my underwear don't stink!"
Liberals-" hey, my underwear don't stink!"
But there is for dang sure a stink that can't be nothing else coming from Washington.
------------------------NEWS FLASH-----------------------
------------------ALL YA'LLS UNDERWEAR STINKS.---------------------------------
Geniuses, one and all, let me tell you something,
Progressives- Stay out of my wallet, it's my money, I worked for it. Don't like it? Do my job better or cheaper, then it's not my money, THEN it's
your money, give it to an overblown, wasteful bureaucracy if you think thats best. LEAVE ME ALONE!
Republicans- Stay out of my bedroom,it's nunya, remember that one? Don't like who i'm banging? Don't stare into my bedroom! Look the other way! You
can't legislate morality. And I won't laugh at your overpriced plaid suit in return,right? LEAVE ME ALONE!
Democrats-Look, I ain't saying all your ideas are bad, but yeah, ya'll have come up with some of the most hairbrained schemes I ever heard of, oh,
need I say California, what a dismal failure that was, good thing the progressives STOLE money from other states(PEOPLE) and bailed you out, MAN,
PLEASE, FOREVER MORE, DON"T WRITE NO MORE LEGISLATION. PLEASE. matter of fact ya'll should try repealing about 29,000 laws over the next four years.
that ought to be about 1% of the idiotic, over-worded, lawyer speak, lie-cheat-deceptions laws, huh?
Liberals? I don't even know where to start with this hogwash, who thought this one was a good idea? If you're so in love with -whatever- gov program,
how bout donate -your- money and time and quit taxing(STEALING) my dang money, where I might have enough to donate to my local, well-researched, (and
non-wasteful) charities....how bout LEAVE ME AND MINE ALONE!
Socialist- Boy, here we go again.. this has got to be the worst of the bunch... socialism might work in a small loving community..more than a hundred
people or so and guess what? Some dumbass retard gets power and you got another in a long line of MURDEROUS COWARD PIGS. Same for commies too. FOREVER
MORE BE GONE AND EXIST NO MORE AND LEAVE ME AND MINE AND HUMANITY ALL THE ---- ALONE.
You know what would be so freaking awesome and yeah I COINED THIS TERM JUST NOW, all rights reserved.
------NO WORLD ORDER------
HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE AND FOREVER MORE YOU WON'T BE BOTHERED BY ME. I'll even hold the door open for you when we meet again.
And no I don't mind paying a fair tax, and by that i mean if you make a hundred bucks and have to pay twenty in taxes, AND I make a thousand bucks,
dang, i pay TWO HUNDRED. Cool! That was easy. 20% paid in by all. Or whatever the amount is, you get the idea.(There goes another 92,000 pages of
deceitful legislation) Congress could set the rate bi-annually staggered with the elections and that way, it's easily accounted to this party or last
when the rate goes up.
Jesus , I need to take this reply to the rant aisle.
AND WHY NOT WHILE I"M ON A RANT------------
Pro-choice- are we? HOW YOU FIGURE IT"S OKAY TO KILL A BABY? I cannot ever get this one. And damn won't either. There is no way to rationalize this.
Murder. People know what happens when you put TAB-A into SLOT-B. How bout pull out like 75% of the rest of us Neanderthals. Would you please consider
adoption? oh, yeah, guess whats ALL in the damn way? YA'LLS PERFECT GOVERNMENT. You see where i'm goin with this, right?
I might be convinced of a day after pill, however.
Pro-lifers- i agree on your main selling point, that being no killing of babies, but damn, have you got to be a dummy freaking fundamentalist throwing
bibles at people and cursing them to hell? how bout leave the cursing to god. He don't need your help. And I'm sure if he does, you won't have any
question about whether or not HE said it or if it came from a humans mouth. You're preacher probably ain't no prophet.
Christians- How are you so sure you're right? I was raised Christian but the way ya'll try to force it down peoples throats is ridiculous. How bout
humbleness? How bout forgiveness? LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER comes to mind. Is god not the perfect father? What makes a perfect father? Think people.
Muslims- How are you so sure you're right? Allah the creator god really told you to strap a bomb to yourself in order to make a religious point? I'm
having serious doubts on this one, guys. What are ya'll?, gods rock-em sock-em robots? Think man. Don't try to blow me up and I won't drop bombs on
you,right? how bout you bow to the east and leave me alone. I like talking to the Creator as a friend, ya know? If HE don't want to hear it or don't
like me, how bout let HIM strike me with lightning? WE DON"T NEED NO STINKIN MORALITY POLICE SAYING IT'S OKAY TO BEAT A WOMAN BUT DON"T MISS PRAYER
THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES A DAY. And another thing, if your god condones the mistreatment of females, well, I gotta say, that don't make any sense in
relation to a caring, loving, creator.
Who have I missed?
LAG_SWITCHERS and CHEATERS, please do society (and mainly me) a favor, and firstly, dunk your gaming console in the tub, plugged in, while your
sitting in the tub. It will all make sense after those steps. Do that now, and then come read the rest of the instructions.
Secondly, i can play black ops without wanting to crush my tv into a smart phone you cheating b------- and i better stop this one right here.
AND ONE LAST THING, I didn't get no soapbox to stand on, somebody needs to be fired.
I figured people might want to understand me a little better before going off in this direction.
I LOVE AMERICA! yeah, we messed up some stuff back in the early days (slavery, womens rights is all that comes to mind) We gettin it right. We'll get
there ya'll, providing all the dummies will quit trying to take over. We the first country ever that had a minority elected to the highest office...
ya know, maybe we should all work together and try to save this place. it is a grand experiment and is going pretty well so far, sorry slaves, but I
never owned one, please don't blame me,I really don't hate you cause of color, I hate most of you because you are bungholes of the highest order. An
that just generally speakin, tongue in cheek guys.
OK I'm a white male,35, south GA, married for FIFTEEN years and I have gorgeous little girl, Two and a half. I do believe in a CREATOR, now whether
thats the god of the old testament or new testament or krishna or buddha or allah, I DON"T KNOW. And I ain't praying to the reptile god all my life
only to die and find out it's vishnu, right.
Try being nice to people you guys, they may be the ones with the REAL GOD behind them, lol.
Yeah, thats all I got right now.
edit on 22-7-2011 by rbnhd76 because: I WANTA RANT SOME MORE and i forgot lag-switchers