Kids Bedtime Story (warning heavy swearing!), page 1

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 08:31 AM

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ok and just so I dont have to reply to the general offended ***wits on ATS -
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read by Samuel L Jackson - This one is funniest (thanks janon)
www.youtube.com...

another version read by nonie hazelhurst
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and anyone who was still offended.. watch this video please before you post

aussie aussie aussie

edit on 16-7-2011 by Samuelis because: added samuel L jacksons version cuz it has more lulz

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edit on Sat Jul 16 2011 by DontTreadOnMe because: to removed embeded videos, ATS does not allow profanity

gremlin2011

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 08:38 AM

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if people get offened by this they need to get a grip

comedy is about going right to the edge and having a laugh at it

some folk are just so up their own arses they cant see through the #e in their eyes

CoherentlyConfused

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 08:52 AM

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I read the actual book...I laughed my a** off.

I love it. For anyone who ever has had small children, this is for you.

I am still going up and down the stairs at night trying to get mine to go to sleep and they're 7. It feels like it will never end.

janon

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 08:52 AM

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As a father of 3 wonderful children, I can relate. The Samuel L. Jackson reading is funnier tho imo just because it's Samuel L. Jackson.

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alternate source
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Samuelis

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 08:59 AM

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reply to post by janon

haha i hadnt seen that one.. even funnier! I just added it. Cheers

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DrDanielT

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 09:09 AM

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That was just what I needed before signing off and crashing. Now I have at least 30 people who have to see this, gonna be a busy day now. Great find.

Raivan31

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 09:12 AM

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LOL!!! You could always try emotional means to get em to sleep, So it may scar but in my experience crying yourself to sleep works a treat, and it rhymes. Tell the little turds that the easter bunny isnt real or that jesus hates them, that mummy and daddies lives are ruined because of them, that'll work!! LOL!!
To anyone who CHOSES to get offended by any of this then know that i am offended by your being offended, How dare you insult my culture by taking offence!
But cheer up, now that your offended you can cry yourself to sleep.

Samuelis

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 09:15 AM

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reply to post by Raivan31

hahahaha

I almost feel like writing something offensive in the OP to see if someone will bite.

jerryznv

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 09:16 AM

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Oh my goodness...how offensive!

Just kidding...had to throw that out there!

Very nicely done...such a soothing voice I almost went the f**k to sleep myself!

Thanks for sharing OP!

Samuelis

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 09:24 AM

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reply to post by jerryznv

yeah I would of fallen asleep if i could of stopped laughing. ha

and I don't even have kids. welcome bru

oniris

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 09:58 AM

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If youtube was as prudish as ATS, that video would be removed.

Isn't that a worrying thought?

nyk537

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 10:06 AM

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reply to post by oniris

Yes...especially since we didn't remove it.

oniris

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 10:12 AM

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Well, you didn't, but if I posted the story as my original content, as a text version, wouldn't you?

Hell, just quoting the title from this video would probably get my post censored...

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acrux

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 11:00 AM

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reply to post by Samuelis

Ancient history, has been posted before.

If you have children that just wont go to bed, Samuel L. Jackson is narrorating a new book for you!,

posted on 17-6-2011 @ 02:22 PM
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Please use search in future.

All I had to search was Jackson's name.

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DontTreadOnMe

posted on Jul, 16 2011 @ 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by acrux
reply to post by Samuelis

Ancient history, has been posted before.

If you have children that just wont go to bed, Samuel L. Jackson is narrorating a new book for you!,
posted on 17-6-2011 @ 02:22 PM
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Please use search in future.

All I had to search was Jackson's name.

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