Got anything random or absurd phrase to say?

Dares you to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell "like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"

You shouldn't ask a pig to play the piano

In other words, get the right person for the job

Reach two- take four, what you see don't ask for and you'll be sure not to get it.

Isn't it??


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Are you mad, or both?

If you love nonsense and the absurd, then you will love Stanley Unwin.................The master........

Anyone serious about wanting to improve themselves should not overlook the possibility of becoming pure energy.
The scariest sound on the planet is the sound of Germans singing.

Warning Flashing Screen!!!!

Please be aware that while storing dwarves in your newly acquired camel haired pockets, ensure that they have enough room to wave a banana at the nearest Canadian.

It's actually hard to think of anything absurd right now so I'll go with an old vaudeville style character I had in high school named Willy Waltman the Singing Crow and repeat his much used catchphrase:

"What's that mother? Must be a table."

Oh, remembered another one, "I'll pelt your rump with the flat of my blade".

Rimpy stimpy climpy poo, limpy stinky bingo dog.............