Khloe Kardashian Sex Tape:Kind of a big reveal.

Ok well, I guess I have to admit. After Khloe gave birth to her baby and she was in the hospital, one day Omar was there and he was mean to her. I was working at the hospital and I saw her crying by the vending machines (Buying Fritos) so I said "Hey, a girl as pretty as you shouldn't cry".

She then looked at me and was smitten. I could tell, I've seen girls at ComiCon look at me like that when they find out I own the original Darth Vader helmet used in the scene where Luke's dad takes his hat off. So she looked at me and basically told her I made her feel better and then gave me her number.

It was about a month later that I was staying in Vegas for the Annual Collectible Movie History Item Convention, things were all over the place. Angelina Jolie's underwear, Nicolas Cage's fake mustache from the movie with the overweight receptionist, at the end of the day, no one really knew which way was up or down. Add in all the tequila shots and the girl that was wearing the original outfit from Tomb Raider and you have a real party.

Anyways... To make a long story short, Khloe Kardashian was in the Hotel (MGM Grand) playing craps and I saw her again so I told her "You are the only person that could make the word crap, beautiful". Longer story short, that is where the sex tape came from. You know how it goes...

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Was it before or after the plastic surgeon made you look like Ghadaffi ?

Originally posted by Sinter Klaas
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Was it before or after the plastic surgeon made you look like Ghadaffi ?

I post a heartfelt message about a girl I'm in love with and this is what I get in return.

Horrible...

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I'm sorry it just seems a little far fetched to me.... You guys taped the whole thing huh ....

Pics or it didn't happen.
You go good taste though

wtf are you talking about boncho... have you been drinking?

Originally posted by Misterlondon
wtf are you talking about boncho... have you been drinking?

Yes. But I fail to see the relevance. -hiccup-

(Possibly inspired by this post.)

Well out of the three sisters, you had to pick the uugggghhhhhh... Let her describe herself.

www.hulu.com...

Originally posted by blackrain17
Well out of the three sisters, you had to pick the uugggghhhhhh... Let her describe herself.

www.hulu.com...

Maybe it was the other one.

Who's the one with the big bottom?

ha, i think khloe kardashian is a conspiracy

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They all got big bottoms but Khloe is the ugliest one imo. But hey, to each is own.

I still think Klhoe is either adopted and "made" to look kardashianish or shes a reptilian

Originally posted by Kingbreaker
I still think Klhoe is either adopted and "made" to look kardashianish or shes a reptilian

It's the second one but I can neither confirm or deny it because she said so specifically.

I was just thinking to myself how nutty the newer members must think I am considering my most recent threads/posts....

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not only the new members, so there you go

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