I may be a reptilian

I wear a jacket when everyone else is in short sleves and sweating. I get week and tired in the cold. I love meat and I am sure the list goes on and on.

It is weird though right.

Then again maybe I am just from the south and living up north so the cold bothers me more than the other guys. Today was nie though. They thought I was dehydrated at work because I wasn't sweating for a while till they realised I wore coveralls till april was almost up.


I hate cold.

I wear a jacket when everyone else is in short sleves and sweating. I get week and tired in the cold. I love meat and I am sure the list goes on and on.

It's true, you must be a reptilian.

Do you occasionally catch yourself involuntarily sticking your tongue out for no good reason?

reply to post by coldkidc


Sometimes

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Maybe your not acclimatised to the cold weather, my father always used to say I had water in my veins when I complained of being cold.

Do you ever wake up with a pet gerbil in your mouth or think your wearing alligator skin boots whilst in bed

Wake up and smell the coffee

Sorry, but I don't think you are a reptilian. If you were, you would know.

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I wanna fight you then. Always wanted to fight a reptilian. Human vs Reptilian. This will be one epic fight. Believe me, they will put up an epic statue of the sort where they show us with awesome muscular bodies, long hair and beards. At least that's how they will portray me.

As for you, they'll sculpt you with scales. Lots of scales. And probably bald too...

Kind of like this.



Or this.



I'll be the one holding you up from you neck though. You always gotta have human dominance in this statues, otherwise pride is lost...

You might be a Reptilian if...

Seriously though, all that's really botherin' ya, comes from hangin' out with all them Yankees.

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I'm glad someone finds the humor in my rant about enjoying the warmer weather. I laughed so hard when I saw the pic's

I don't really believe myself to be a reptilian

Here's the real test....do you find this photo arousing? If so, you might be a reptilian. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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