posted on Jun, 14 2011 @ 07:46 AM
This is trickier than it should be.. I'm not sure where to begin.
If it were up to me, I'd sooner skip introductions and dive right in.
I'm a younger guy with too much time and a lack of motivation.
Too bored for school, too lazy for work, and too broke for a summer vacation.
Honestly, I could continue this intro until it was too long to post.
However, I imagine by then it would be merely a burden to read for most.
If you managed to stick with it and read to the bottom regardless of blatant cadence,
I go by Mike, you can call me 'Staxx', and I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.
(And let's not assume I'm a sociopath or nut for doing my intro in rhyme.
Insomnia does have its benefits, one of which is an abundance of time.)