Rapture is not occuring as scheduled!

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The evidence points to a nekkid rapture

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Maybe that explains why I wasn't raptured.. again..
On the next rapture date I'm spending the entire day clothless - just to be sure..

Checked the main site (eBible Fellowship). It currently says:

IT IS STILL MAY 21ST IN PARTS OF THE WORLD!

False prophets make good profits.

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I would argue but I am in total agreement! I am just pissed that this old bastard does not apologize and give back the 100 million he got. But whatever, I won't lose any sleep over it. Maybe these people will learn a valuable lesson.

Randy Savage died for our sins!
Plus everybody knows the world is going to end on 9/9/9999 Duhhhhh..

The rapture found me right about the time the local LQ ran out of Bud Light
damn i hope thats it for a long time to come love you all

Originally posted by ed1320
The rapture found me right about the time the local LQ ran out of Bud Light
damn i hope thats it for a long time to come love you all

Well, this is a pretty obvious thing. Anyone who drinks Bud Light has a very damaged soul as it is, and would not be considered sin-free until they were out of Bud Light, or at least switched to another brand.

Originally posted by WILSON9999
Well at least one prophecy has come true...i believe the bible says in the final days there would be false prophets among us...........

Always have been - Always will be.

i thinks it funny how public this went and people were like

only that worried be around 5:45 is i told my friend i'm not going to start to worry about worrying until i know where the president is. at that time no one knew where he was (it was on CNN) and you know what i did.continued doing what i was doing.

May 22nd and I'm still here... Had a nice breakfast and enjoying wonderful weather... No signs of rapture or anything...
Am I doing anything wrong?

damn, I should have reported my project was RED on Friday, now I have to explain Monday morning.

I wish I could remember how many of these I have read on ATS since I have been a member. It seems like there is 5+ the "sky is falling" events per year.

Then all these new members create new logins and keep posting tripe until the next "we're all gonna die" thread pops up and around we go.

Yawn, I can smell bbq.

Good luck everyone.

Originally posted by Nuugha
Checked the main site (eBible Fellowship). It currently says:

IT IS STILL MAY 21ST IN PARTS OF THE WORLD!

False prophets make good profits.

fine...shall give em another hour or so...

Honolulu
Saturday, 21 May 2011, 22:46

somewhat disappointed that the world isnt rid of the christians yet. its hell from their perspective, right?

im kidding, btw folks.

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I rang the "Rapture Helpline" they were experiencing a large volume of calls but my call was important to them. The recording said they knew there was a global problem with the impending rapture but they had technicians working on it. If I had another query I could press one to get a list of options, or press 2 if I wanted to donate money to help with the repair of the rapture so it could be rescheduled sooner.

Well of course it wasn't going to be today.

Everybody knows the world will end on a Thursday.

Douglas Adams died for your sins.

OK... I'll probably get bashed for this but, there's a lot of stuff going on in the world right now. Wars, economic disasters, natural disasters etc. I think it's actually kind of cool, that if nothing else, that old guy managed to get a lot of people's attention. Good or bad, I'm sure a lot of people, worldwide, at least glanced at their watches around 500 pm on May 21 Even the hard-core atheists were getting in on it by having parties and such. He kinda "made us look" IMO, it was a bit of a break from the usual.

The Rapture of May 21, 2011 at least served me very well. For the very first time, I was able to abstain from Masturbating for 30 days straight up without messing up, just in case if the rapture did occur, I did not wanted to be left behind, but now, I was able to finally give in to the ever increasing, and bursting temptation and did masturbated again, I couldn't hold it for another day, it was that intense, but yea, I consider that I have a masturbating problem and the so called rapture helped me, or taught me that it is possible to stop masturbating for 30 days straight up.

From Twitter :

LlLTUNECHl #EndofTheWorldConfessions ....the world ain't ending son, my yogurt expires in 2013 ... #ThugLife

Tried linking to #EndofTheWorldConfessions but it won't work for some reason. If you use twitter you know how to get there.

Originally posted by CanadaMaster
The Rapture of May 21, 2011 at least served me very well. For the very first time, I was able to abstain from Masturbating for 30 days straight up without messing up, just in case if the rapture did occur, I did not wanted to be left behind, but now, I was able to finally give in to the ever increasing, and bursting temptation and did masturbated again, I couldn't hold it for another day, it was that intense, but yea, I consider that I have a masturbating problem and the so called rapture helped me, or taught me that it is possible to stop masturbating for 30 days straight up.

Hahah, Harold Camping would love that, you should definitely e-mail him to let him know.

Apparently Tony Blaire, Colonel Gaddafi and Simon Cowell can't be found anywhere!

Go figure...!

Originally posted by CanadaMaster
The Rapture of May 21, 2011 at least served me very well. For the very first time, I was able to abstain from Masturbating for 30 days straight up without messing up, just in case if the rapture did occur, I did not wanted to be left behind, but now, I was able to finally give in to the ever increasing, and bursting temptation and did masturbated again, I couldn't hold it for another day, it was that intense, but yea, I consider that I have a masturbating problem and the so called rapture helped me, or taught me that it is possible to stop masturbating for 30 days straight up.

what? lol.

m8 not masturbating for 30 days or longer will not get you in the good books of GOD if he exists if youve say killed someone, raped someone, lied, cheated, robbed, etc etc