Rapture is not occuring as scheduled!

I want my money back..

I just ran into Jesus at the grocery store. He said the reason why there was no rapture was because it would have been too expensive to fill up the rapturemobile with a full tank of gas. Therefore, they are canceling the rapture until gas prices go down.

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It's supposed to be 6:00 pm pacific time, the nut job is from California.
So you kids have a few hours left.

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Off topic, I know...

But you could just ban a few folks for fun.


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Originally posted by ontarff
reply to post by SolarE-Souljah

 

The only "Rapture" I am aware of is a song by BLONDIE. It started rap music.

Funny that you mention that, a radio station played that song locally in my town today, and yes her little breakdown in the middle is definitely rap

Originally posted by karen61057
6:04Pm here on US east coast.

I have been judged.
And found lacking.
Ah well, perhaps next time.

I was outside as I didn't want the roof of my house to obstruct the efficiency of the rapture-beam. I had swatted a mosquito on my arm JUST as jesus showed up. *facepalm*... He didnt even say hello, he just turned and left.

Jesus would like to apologize, he's running late... there is a huge line at walmart and he expects to be along now any moment.. please be patient.. he was trying to pick up snacks for the long trip

New Zealand just had a 6.1 earthquake. That should add fuel to the fire.

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6PM Pacific Time it is! YEEHAW!

I love how it says 'You can still donate' on that screen capture


...6:11 pm here in the USA...I'm still here
one of 2 reasons:
1. I'm a heathen
2. Raprure didnt happen

I'm gonna pick #2 as my answer

anyways... back to wanking...

I can't believe some of you are "dissapointed" and really expected something to happen. Why are you so gullible? Why believe everything some guy says as long as it fits in with your romanticized world view of doom and gloom and "god"s who "love" you so much they want to kill you and judge you.
Hopefully some of you will learn your lesson but I doubt it, I see some of the same people in every single doom fail thread and you just move on to the next one as if the fail never happened.

I want my money back!!
They told if I would give them money that I would have a front row seat. :-(

LOL.....not

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Just imagine Camping and all of his followers nagging him with the are-we-there-yets.


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Ok here it is..
The Rapture.

It was suppose to happen at 12 P.M in Israel. Thats 6 P.M in New York time. Nothing has happened here in NJ yet so it was all fake

Originally posted by Jepic
reply to post by sith9157

 

6PM Pacific Time it is! YEEHAW!

Oh great..three more hours of nail biting

Originally posted by Fiscal
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Just imagine Camping and all of his followers nagging him with the are-we-there-yets.

 

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QUIET DOWN BACK THERE! .. I will turn this rapture right back around!

so i come home at 6 and the house was empty.......10 minets later the door bell rings.....they just went to the store oh well back to bordom. ps sorry about the spelling