Don't make any plans for Sunday. Jesus was wrong!

Originally posted by 547000

Originally posted by Vicky32

Originally posted by BalderAsir
you do realise that the theory or rapture has only been around for 200 odd years. 18th century christians would have no clue what the fuss is about. The theory of rapture has come about from some obscure translation of 1 Thessalonians Chapter 4

Also Harold Camping was the bloke who predicted, and was shown to be wrong, that the second coming of jesus would be in 1991....

I'm not religious in any way

True! Also, from what I have read, 1994, 1998, and 2008...
He's definitely a false prophet. I hate that he's causing so much pain and confusion and making Christians and Christianity look bad.

Vicky

Whether he's a false prophet remains to be seen, but I doubt it will happen. But remember what the bible says about watchmen. He seems convinced it's true so he's doing his moral duty to warn others.

He is a false prophet already. He incorrectly predicted rapture in 1994.

Originally posted by gabby2011

Originally posted by JudasIscariot
reply to post by spearhead

 

Not many people are aware that Jesus is already here.

Just a little over 2000 years ago, we arrived on the earth for the first time. My name then was Yeshua ben Yosef, or the Jesus of the Bible, the son of Joseph and Mary. Mary's name then was Mary of Magdala, the woman identified in the Bible as Mary Magdalene. Mary was my wife then, and the first person I appeared to after I was crucified.

Jesus is Alive and Living in Australia - Divine Truth

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I meant to respond to the above quote,but it originally came up as part of the quote


wow..thats a real abomination to what the bible says.

Its scary to me how people can twist around that book...I f the Bible is real, then I guess satan really does try to come as an angel of "enightenment"

11 pm PST

So that gives about 12 more hours of life on earth.. supposedly


As i stated before, Personal Belief is one thing, but to profit off others belief is another.. and yet people still believe the Fairytale

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Are you still on Standard Time??

11 pm PST

Last I checked, most of the country is on "Daylight Savings"....ever wondered why you're always an hour late to work??

not happening people. Just isn't.

How many times must people say this: Noone knows when it's going to happen, noone not even the angels in heaven. Only god himself knows.

sheesh... I wish people would read into these type of things before they spout it.

Honestly I not even clicked that link. In the moment they put that title I lost all interest.

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I want the rapture to happen tomorrow, so it will get rid of the pesky bible thumpers. They would want it to happen too. Me and my friend was joking about what happen the rapture happened and God only took 2 people because the world is too evil.

Awesome! Then that means all the NWO people are bye-bye!
Unfortunately it's not gonna happen.

Either way, be it for an NWO free world or to see how crushed people's beliefs will be, I can't wait for the 23rd.
It will be so much fun...

I would love to find a bunch of lifesize blow-up dolls to fill with helium and start releasing them at 6pm.

If I could find a congregation of these nutjobs that are waiting for the rapture and do that close by so they would see the dolls rising up to heaven, make them wonder why they weren't "chosen".

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I like it, count me in

Originally posted by Erongaricuaro
I would love to be able to find a bunch of lifesize blow-up dolls to fill with helium and start releasing them at 6pm. Maybe if I could find a congregation of these nutjobs that are waiting for the rapture and do that close by so they would see the dolls rising up to heaven to make them wonder why they weren't "chosen".

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I say BEST POST OF THE YEAR... Stars.......

Only mortals fear death.

Originally posted by EvolEric
reply to post by spearhead

 

Jesus did not predict Sunday's Rapture...

A lunatic by the name of Harold Camping did....

I'm so sick of Harold and his fundamentalist ramblings

Christians are not saying this... extreme fundamentalist lunatic's are...

Jesus said this...

Mark 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

Acts 1:7 He said to them: "It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has put in his own authority.

Mathew 24:36 "But the day and hour no one knows.not even the angels in heaven,but my Father only.

Yahoo news needs to reevaluate their employee contracts...
whoever wrote that article...

needs shown the door...

RIGHT ON!...I couldn't agree more.....like many I am wondering what they will all say on Sunday...what their excuses will be......lol

The PTB could use this as an excuse to do something bad and kill off thousands of people..... just saying

You are being called to active service.

Most of you will not serve in a military capacity, unless that is part of your professional training. The majority of you will be expected to serve our Lord in the capacity of your present vocation

this was on that doosh bag rael website why is he calling ppl for active service are we gonna have a ruck with them bell ends hahahaha

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I would love to find a bunch of lifesize blow-up dolls to fill with helium and start releasing them at 6pm.

Was in the opening scene of an episode of "Six Feet Under", from HBO.

I haven't seen anyone else bring this up yet.


How is my math off here?


(-4990)
+ (7000)
= 2010


They didn't subtract a year, they added a year to get to 2011. I made 4990 negative to equate to 4990 BC, or before zero. But are they trying to say the year zero was just not counted, and went straight from 1 BC to 1 AD?

i dont believe for a second this will happen tomorrow or any other day because religion is bollocks it was created as a way of controlling ppl to get them all to conform to the same ideologies and beliefs god dont exist and i truly believe that with every fiber in my body im not a hater of what other ppl wanna believe or the way they choose to live there lives i just think their all mugs and one day maybe not in our lifetime they might be proven wrong about their whole belief system so these ppl can actually start living there lives instead of wasting it following the word of some book that has been rewritten so many times to fit the needs and greeds of others

What qualifies a person of "good soul" anyways?

So, someone who always has been good and kind to other fellow humans but never bothered with religion will stay behind and burn with the zombies, while all the crazies that go annoying people door to door every Sunday trying to forcefully convert them will be taken to paradise?

Would be awesome if Jesus did show up on a fancy spaceship, took all the real good folks with him and left the hardcore Christians behind.

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What if Jesus was really an alien? Wanting all us good folk for their race to use?!