Share your own made up quotes!

"I was born white, denied a college scholarship because of racial quotas, was qualified for a position at a local company but denied promotion because of racial quotas.

I don't know what my ancestors did, but because I am white I will pay the price.

I'm white so I am already privileged, I have more opportunities in life, so I've been told.

I am white so anything I say here must be racially motivated.

I am white and if I criticize our president, I must be a racist.

I am white so I am guilty.

I am white guilt."

--Me

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Oh yes, when a person is whining to me about something and it finally gets on my nerves....

"Oh open a vein why don't ya or better yet find a open window, jump, but be considerate and don't land on somebody!"

"My friends keep trying to get me to watch that TV show 'The Deadliest Catch'. I keep avoiding it because I thought it was about aids. Turns out its about crabs." -Not by me, but I liked it so I'm stealing it.

Original joke by Amy Schumer.

"A competition is better lost with the right attitude then won with the wrong one"

If you have faith this is all just for fun, you can never lose.

"The Purpose of Technology is to bridge the gap between imagination and reality."

"I attacked 9 people at a bus stop in China."

-- Nigel The Moon Bear

What if God blew himself up in the Big Bang?

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"Some people are just too superficial and lack the cerebral capacity required to fully understand that post."

--Me


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Culture is not your friend ---Terence McKenna

People not profits ---JJ Chamberlain

EVery day you say you hate the people that may come to save you in the end --- JJ Chamberlain

Voting is a pacifier in the mouths of the childish, short-sighted revolutionaries---JJ Chamberlain

The truth doesnt need your consent to exist ---Terence McKenna

When you know the words that make up the world you can make it whatever you wish----Terence McKenna

I know you but you don't know me.

Never chase parked cars.

Don't ask me if you want the truth.

A broken heart want kill but having no heart will.

I got a quote about Democrats and Republicans (or libs and cons etc.)

"You can dress a pig up like an @$$ or an elephant, but its still a dirty stinking pig."

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff and the world will keep turning aroudn for ya.
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"dont roll your eyes at me, or i'll wake you up with a mouth full of pee."
-me

"Life has meaning, life has purpose, I'm not here by an accident.

For some the meaning of life is to find meaning, for others it's to love, to be loved, to make a difference. Those who have a meaning have an obligation to help others.

Without love, we die, and without life we cannot experience and grow.

Look at the stars when you feel lost or overwhelmed it has always helped me."




-Omega

"I'm correct! You're wrong! Prove me wrong."
~pikypiky (aka "me")

Science allows people to fly to the moon

Religion allows them to fly into buildings



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There is a Devil there is no doubt
But is he trying to get in you
Or trying to get out

This isn't mine, but someone I know said it and it left me mezmerized.
"I love pressure, I feed off pressure, there are two kind of people in this world, those who feed off pressure and win and those who faced with pressure crawl into a f****** ball and beg for mercy"

Originally posted by Celestial1
"It will feel better when it quits hurting" -Me

"pain is temporary, it only hurts till it doesn't."

" Low expectations begets pleasant surprises"

"live in the moment, because you can not move forward while looking back and the only thing we can control is the now"

"what will be will be, i accept what will be"

I think the majority of these quotes come from my reading and my understanding of the Bible.

"Ignorance is the epitome of hatred; which therefore leads to and becomes the epitome of evil."

"Ignorance isn't a bad thing. It's only a bad thing when the person knows what is wrong with themselves and does nothing to learn from or correct it."

"The world would be such a better place if only everyone showed a little more respect, manners, and courtesy to all."

"I feel as if one is wanting to bring a child into this world; one must posses the three lly's so to say. One must be mentally, physically, and financially capable in order to bear the responsibility of having a child."