Share your own made up quotes!

Non illegitimati carborundum!
"Don't let the *astards get you down!"

Originally posted by Screwed
reply to post by Thyhorrorcosmic

 

Awsome idea and quote.

"Someday, beneath a shade tree in heaven, I shall wake up and tell everyone of the terrific dream I just had"

- Me

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this makes me smile.
really..

"The wiser I become, the less I have to say."

-B.M

"The world is your oyster...but, damn, have you ever had oysters? They are awful. And the pearls aren't that wonderful anyway."

Originally posted by agentblue
reply to post by Thyhorrorcosmic

 

I may not be right.....but i am never wrong

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My Grandfather used to say that.

Originally posted by starless and bible black


Then, in 1976, cops raided his house and found an entire ounce of the deadly anti-carcinogen. A plea deal was struck and Neil swore to never do it again.

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I love that line!!! Cool name too....King Crimson reference?

"You can't hit a home run without swinging the bat...and if you're me also, by paying lots of people lots of money to make the field a LOT smaller."

he who says does not know,
he who knows does not say--------------(other)

its good to keep a hard man down--------(me)

reply to post by minkmouse


I had a close one to yours:
"I don't want to watch a life, I want to live one."

When I was young and in the dating scene, I use to say;
"If you don't have a J-O-B you can't go with me,"

"You guys are so full of crap you need a breath mint!"

"Intelligence is meaningless unless your mind is open wide".

In regards to celebrities:
"Angst is Inevitable; Fame is Optional"

In regards to the world in general:
"Reality is a reflection of one's thoughts"

and, my personal favorite:

"Infinity is the Limit"

"Come on now!...This Ain't Rocket Surgery! " ~Me

"You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends; but you cant roll your friends and fling 'em" ~unknown (but i'll take the credit)

"Human Reality is just Imposed Purpose!" (Me)


"All I Know is that I Know Everything, I just Haven't Realized it Yet!" (Me)


"Its not about who you are, its about how you change." (Me)


"History doesn't repeat itself, People repeat History." (Me)


"What I learn to Achieve from Success, I learn to Master from Failure." (Me)

"If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right." - Henry Ford


"Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome." (Gladiator)


"In life, we are kings or pawns." (The Count of Monte Cristo [Napoleon])


"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions." - Leonardo da Vinci


“Signs and symbols rule the world, not words nor laws.” - Confucius


“Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.” (John D. Rockefeller


“I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.” (John D. Rockefeller)


"Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also. " - (Marcus Aurelius)

When competition turns to anger nobody wins

"High school graduation is just a bunch of people sitting in the same chairs, wearing the same clothes, and reciving the same piece of paper while listening to a speech about how individuality is the key to success." - Me

"In all my life...
I would rather walk
10 miles with a friend
than walk 10,000 miles
without one."
-Me

"The worst part about being stupid is that you are stupid enough to believe you are smart,"

--Humans

"Life is not an amusement park, nor is it a circus. It is the animation of change; possibilities."

It is better to have a hole in your sock, than a sock in your hole.