The Bus Journey

> It's almost half 12.
> ...
- ...And?
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> ..Just saying buddy that's all.
- OK...
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> ..Soooo.......
> ...
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> ..Whatcha wanna do?
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> hmm?
- Look, I'm just waiting on the bus fella -
- ..leave me alone.
> That's pretty anti-social.
- Yes, OK.
- *moves away, opens up box of cigarettes*
> Smokings harmful to you and others around you.
- *looks away*
> I SAID SMOKING IS HARMFUL TO OTHERS BUDDY
- Look, piss off will ya?
- *walks to bus stop up the road*
> ..haha, successful troll is sucessful!


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- Single journey please, city center.
! Have you got anything smaller?
- Sorry.
! OK, just pay me at the end of the journey when I have change.
- OK, Thanks.
! No problem.
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- *Thinks to himself.. OH GREAT, HERE WE GO AGAIN..*
> Hi!!
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> Mind if I sit here?
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- What do you want??
> Nuthin'!
- ...Why are you talking to me??
> It's a free world isn't it buddy?
> Give me your money.
- What?
> I said, give me your money.
- DRIVER!
- Stop the bus!
> ...?
- Phone the police, this man has tried to rob me!
! Is there a problem here?
- Yes sir, this man is harrassing me.
- Please can you throw him off the bus?
! Who?
- This man beside me.
! ...
! There's no one beside you.
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- AAAHHHHH!!!!!!
- I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!!
- LET ME OFF THE BUS!!!!!!
- AAAAHHHHH
- *cries*

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> Ha ha ha! Same time again tomorrow Dave?
! Ha ha! Yeah, sure. But we gotta stop doing this.

- There's never any peace on route 88

> What are you talking about?

- Didn't you catch that action?

> Yeah, but that's always going on.

- Exactly!