new yoranus joke i made up.

yoranus is so big that it has to hold gravity since the gravity can't hold yoranus!

aka yoranus sounds like the planet uranus.

I think you're going in the right direction.

But it needs more work.

i know it did sound funnier earlier but i forgot the rest of the line.

...Back to the drawing board. Too confusing for the only demographic who could find it funny, say 7-12 yr old boys?
Not funny but good effort. It's bad on sooo many levels
And how can gravity orbit anything? or vice-versa? The gravity of an object is due to its mass and rotation, and is a property, not a physical object.

i forgot that gravity can't orbit so i changed it to yoranus holding gravity.

My kid came up with a new joke the other day....

What do you get if you cross a party popper with a pooh ?

A party pooper lol

Well it made me laugh

Back to your joke I like a joke about space

I have to grin whenever the planet " Uranus " is casually mentioned, I don't know how ppl manage not to...so I found it funny.

f the haters maaaan

Hey man, ignore them, I don't think your far off! Opinions are like yoranuses, everyone has one and they stink
:-))

Originally posted by Braintax
Hey man, ignore them, I don't think your far off! Opinions are like yoranuses, everyone has one and they stink
:-))

See? now that was good!