Attention: Bilderbergers, I'm your huckleberry!! Your own personal Mike Rowe.

Dear The Powers That Be,
I am offering my services to you whatever you need done, it would be an honor to serve you. I will do your bidding no matter what. Whether you need a Mayor somewhere, a sheriff, a State Dept hitman, CIA spook, you name it, I'll do it. Need someone who talks or even just knows too much visited or the victim of a tragic accident? Need someone to destroy the Ron Paul campaign? Prefer a certain celebrity would just shut up? Your wish is my command, or as was said in Princess Bride "as YOU wish".

Salary Request: $10 million dollars U.S. currency one time fee. (mere pocket change to you, no?) Or provide me the follwing items since there are so many laying around unused.


1. 100 ft or larger mega yacht (i really like Nordhavn)
2. International CXT or Freighliner P4XL
3. Augusta or Sikorsky exec. helo
4. personal use of a G-6
5. lux apartment in Venice, Italy (wife loves the place)
6. one of those $40k/year schools in Scotland for my kids
7. Enough petty cash to never have to encounter the lesser beings

OK. that about sums it up!!! you jump I won't just ask how high, I'll jump and then ask "was that satisfactory sir?".


I'll be waiting here by the phone, call anytime...

I'll do the same....but for half

More like their chuckleberry!



ETA: Make that TWO chuckleberries!

Are you trying to be like Doc Holiday's character from Tombstone when he says "I'm your huckleberry?" Because he pretty much only says that as a challenge or when he's about to blow somebody's head off...and so it's totally different from saying it as your kissing somebody's ass.

Interesting that you'd sell your soul for some mere worldly possessions.
Second.

reply to post by survivalstation


Well I would be interested in a spot for the family in one of their bunkers. I mean hes only really got a half a year left to enjoy all that material wealth until Niburu comes!

According to George Soro (who funded and attending the Betton Woods Conference) the american currency will no longer be the federal reserve, So your request of the dollar does not mean to much since its money we dont even have. A federal reserve note is nothing more than an "IOU" and would you really do anything? The world as we now it is changing and everyone will have to change with her or be left behind. I personally am ready for the new world cause this non sense over money is pointless The human race could do anything and everything with out it but we perfer to put a price on it! I suggest everyone research Gallactic Federation Of Light, UFO disclosure, HAARP, New World Order, Hollow Earth, Etc... and believe me when I say all the dots will connect!

OP, if you're willing to be THIS petty, then the most they will do for you is use you as the fall guy for some well-planned scheme.

reply to post by Botkins


my post is interesting no?

do you believe in sheldan nidle? my wife thinks he is right and believes his story/views.

reply to post by dragonsmusic


would you blow someone's cover?

how else could one get close enough to cut the head off of a snake?

reply to post by survivalstation


not in a million years would I sell my soul.

i wondered what others would think of my OP.. litmus test of ATS

i swore my oath as a us marine. i'll gladly die if I could get close enough to destroy the elites.

reply to post by notsofunnyguy


chuckleberry, nice..

i can't think of another way i could get close enough to "them"..i bet not one of the elites could fight their own battles.

oh if I could just get my hands on them..

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Unfortunately not many of our soldiers really know who they where fighting for

Originally posted by rebeldog
reply to post by dragonsmusic

 

would you blow someone's cover?

how else could one get close enough to cut the head off of a snake?

So now your quote is noble?

C'mon guys get it right: It's hucklebearer not huckleberry.


A huckle is on a coffin.

If someone says "I will be your hucklebearer", they are threatening to kill you, and then to carry you to your grave...

reply to post by rebeldog


Yeah I read alot of sheldian's stuff! it is all very interesting and if you are not open minded to it then it sounds "crazy" from standered views on life! But it is all very interesting and enjoy to read about all views on life

Originally posted by Botkins
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Yeah I read alot of sheldian's stuff! it is all very interesting and if you are not open minded to it then it sounds "crazy" from standered views on life! But it is all very interesting and enjoy to read about all views on life

Killing people and violence will NOT solve the NWO.

Do you really think they haven't thought of lunatics trying to kill him before? Come on they are not dumb.

I have a better idea. Stop buying thier stuff and prepare to live off the land and prepare clean drinking water.