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Encounter with the Ancient Mariner
(April Fool's Day)
Release Date: April 1, 2011
Professor Rom suggested that Mariner 10 may have remained in place as of the time of its last signal:
“Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.”
Guidance and control lead E. C. Shaughn offered that the effect of solar radiation should have substantially altered Mariner 10’s orbit over the past 36 years as a result of solar sailing:
“With throats unslaked, with black lips baked,
We could nor laugh nor wail;
Through utter drought all dumb we stood!
I bit my arm, I sucked the blood,
And cried, A sail! a sail!”
Propulsion lead Brecht Engel added that some residual propellant after Mariner 10’s last propulsive maneuver may have outgassed, and that multiple outgassing events may also have contributed to trajectory changes:
“A speck, a mist, a shape, I wist!
And still it neared and neared:
As if it dodged a water-sprite,
It plunged and tacked and veered.”
As MESSENGER passed into eclipse behind Mercury, Prof. Rom had the last word:
“The sun's rim dips; the stars rush out:
At one stride comes the dark;
With far-heard whisper o'er the sea,
Off shot the spectre-bark.”
Originally posted by timewalker
reply to post by Illustronic
Good catch!
This article came from Universe Today. A legit site. I don't really understand why they would do this.
www.universetoday.com...
They say in the title "no foolin" but this is obviously a prank.
When you can't trust reliable sources anymore, what next.
Here is the original. If you just rotated to the same angle as the fake picture, it's a match.
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/e93b5bce5c6a.gif[/atsimg]
pds.jpl.nasa.gov...edit on 5-4-2011 by timewalker because: (no reason given)
Professor S. T. Rom sounds a lot like Professor Strom who really has worked on both missions. Project scientist Mack Knott sounds a lot like real project scientist, R. L. McNutt. Mission Systems Engineer E. Finn Again is most definitely Mission Systems Engineer E. Finnegan. Mick Adams would be J. McAdams, E. C. Shaugn is a play on D. O’Shaughnessy, and finally Propulsion Lead Brecht Engel is Propulsion Lead C. Engelbrecht.