Emergency Bill Brought to the Floor

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In hoping the story would get missed or dismissed in the April 1 muckery an emergency bill has been brought to the floor and will be voted on today. Given the urgency of the issue I do not expect any dissenters - even Dr. No is said to be onboard given the threat level we are facing. DO NOT PANIC - but get prepared.

Uh- this is from the Onion...Which means its a joke. Not sure why you'd put this under the Political forum

Originally posted by Bonified Ween
Uh- this is from the Onion...Which means its a joke. Not sure why you'd put this under the Political forum

edit on 1-4-2011 by Bonified Ween because: (no reason given)

this is a classic! I've scared so many people with this clip, hilarious!

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www.theonion.com...

Just in case you were unaware this is satire

Originally posted by Nefarious

Originally posted by Bonified Ween
Uh- this is from the Onion...Which means its a joke. Not sure why you'd put this under the Political forum

edit on 1-4-2011 by Bonified Ween because: (no reason given)

Again, not sure why its in the Breaking Political news forum....

Watched this vid and thought WTF...

Then I looked up this Onion and found out what/who it was and now you can regard this vid as complete and utter BUNK.


LoL, in the space of 15 seconds it took to post this...there were numerous posts stating the same.
Ha Ha, April fools...Dang I hate April 1st.

Good lord, way to ruin the joke in the first reply you goober!

satire by the onion
and been on ATS before

countless times

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Heck, I ain't fraid of no aliens.
I got a broomstick with a knife taped to it!

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Had to upstage my board with a nail in it, A!

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The "Classified" "Classified's" "are going to "Classify" us. And when "Classified" comes we need to use "Classified" against them. So in support of this "classified" bill we need to be prepared to "Classified" when they come. Also we have to take steps to that the "classified's" don't get un-classified, but this is all classified information.

Jesus.

My "classified" is hurting

fear-mongering
and this has be posted before
no star no flag

Originally posted by audio assasin
fear-mongering
and this has be posted before
no star no flag

no star for no sense of humor.

April Fools!

Getting the general vibe from the posts I've seen today that many ATS members don't believe in April Fools or have sense of humor.

Good stuff. It got a chuckle out of me.

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Yessssir! Even the more blatant satire on the front page (TEAT) is getting replies that are taking it completely seriously! Or maybe their humor is so dry their humorous response look serious...cue leslie nielsen

aliens are real dammit ats tells me so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zombies are real too dammit ats speaks nothing but the truth the whole truth