Attn ATS: All New Topics Posted on April 1st, 2011 Are 100% Accurate

Alright ATS members, please brace yourselves, because I am about to break some heavy heavy news to all of you...

As you are all aware, tomorrow is April Fool's Day, a pain in the neck for us deniers of ignorance.

You may see new posts on here tomorrow that will be so wild and unbelievable you may find yourself doubting whether the OP is posting accurate information.

Someone might tell us California's poles have shifted, causing intercrustal superpolarity with a quark complex.

Someone may alert us all that Kim Jong Il and Julian Assange have eloped.

Someone may even tell us they have solid evidence ATS is the simultaneously shadow leadership of the Illuminati, the Annunaki, Reptilians, and Greys.

And even if these upstanding members of the ATS community decline to give us a link with well researched and provable facts,don't think for a second one of these is a hoax.

That's right. Every single topic generated from 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM on April 1st, 2011 will be 100% factual beyond a shadow of a doubt.

EDIT: You may want my source of this information. it is right here.

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How do know you this? should I believe you because you posted within the mentioned time frame?

I didn't realise California had poles...

reply to post by BadMagician


Then again, some of us really enjoy April Fool's Day and have a sense of humor

If that thread about the Priofolla star making an audible sound keeps just one idiot awake tonight it is both hilarious and worth posting

Originally posted by roughycannon
How do know you this? should I believe you because you posted within the mentioned time frame?

I didn't realise California had poles...

Well, that was just an example, I can not say for certain whether California has poles.

But if someone posts a topic saying CA has poles, and posts within the time frame, it will most certainly be fact.

I mean, this is simple math and science here people.

reply to post by Hawking


If you took him seriously, apparently not so much of one...

But wait, this site isn't more factual than an encyclopedia already? That's a relief. I thought my head would explode from having to believe so many contradictory claims at once.

Factually correct fact # 1:

ALL PREDICTIONS MADE EVER ARE FALSE AND WILL NOT COME TRUE.

Factually correct fact # 2:

Factually correct fact #1 is irrefutable.

And we all lived happily ever after until we died.

really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


unhuh well you know i have to say to that .....






enough said

Wake up people. Everything I am saying about today is true!!

Skeptic/Springer 2012