The ATS Saltine Challenge

The challenge is open to all ats members to try to eat 6 saltine crackers without having a drink in 60 seconds.You must start out the challenge without having any fluids in your mouth.It will be quite impressive to see a competitor having success in this event.Please put all challenges on videotape and upload to ats.Anybody who completes the challenge in the allotted time will go down in history.This amazing feat has only been accomplished by a few people.Milillions have attempted.It is considered an achievement of mammoth proportions.Good luck.

How many times would you like me to do it?

Edited to add: And what's the prize? Going down in history doesn't count, been there done that. It sucks.

Does Joey Chestnut subscribe?

2nd

I tried it but the crackers tasted too bland plain, so i added a tablespoon of cinnamon.
They tasted great!

Off topic, OP.
Love your name.

Adding any other ingredient during the challenge is instant disqualification.Dont be discouraged, try again!

Originally posted by g146541
I tried it but the crackers tasted too bland plain, so i added a tablespoon of cinnamon.
They tasted great!

Off topic, OP.
Love your name.

edit on 31-3-2011 by g146541 because: Doggies rock.

That is a beautiful brindle baby

Originally posted by billxam
How many times would you like me to do it?

Edited to add: And what's the prize? Going down in history doesn't count, been there done that. It sucks.

edit on 31-3-2011 by billxam because: added content

I guess the prize is gaining fame by having people watch you engulf saltines.It is quite a feat to have the prowess to accomplish this

Prowess my keester. I'm a entertainment professional as I will be proving beyond any doubt shortly.



I expect my own brand new thread for this particular feat.

I must say, that was impressive. In fact, I had to look in the mirror just to make sure I was still me.
It's like I'm some kind of cracker terminator or something.

For my next feat, I'm open to suggestions but I'll shove 3 watermelons, 4 apples and a grapefruit down my pie hole at the same time.

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Impressive Sir!
Second line left open to absorb the "Awesomeness" that is the saltine terminator.

OP, the cinnamon is a joke, just try that alone.
Or better yet have someone you hate try it!

We highly trained media professionals are able to perform at a moments notice.

Sadly, to make the humiliation complete my wife laughed her fool head off.

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you didnt do it in the suggested 60 second time frame im gonna need you to have another beer, rewind your tape and start all over again

Mr Bill Xam,congratulations.I have decided since you were the only person man enough to step up and take the challenge,that the 60 second time limit will be lifted.This will ,in effect,make you the sole recipient of the grand prize.You have the option of passing on the grand prize,and doubling up.Should you double up,you will be the star of the new tv series called I have balls like grapefruits.The double-up challenge consists of the following.It will herein be refered to as the bill xam double up challenge.Bill,if you are man enough,you must eat a giant bowl of pasta,smothered in spaghetti sauce,half a loaf of garlic bread,and a bowl of beer.Oh ,Bill, you cant use any hands during the meal.If you can complete this challenge,it will catapult you to a man of lengendary proprtions.The world will await to see if you can rise to the challenge and really have balls like grapefruits.

Bill,i have to give you a respect.The way you casually threw the beer can over your shoulder onto the patio furniture,I mean the dining room furniture,you know the furniture I am talking about,shows a man who knows how to live life.You dont get caught up in the stereotypical bull# like keeping the carpet clean...I can respect that..A true mans man...I salute you mr.Bill Xam,and look forward to your next video,when you tackle the Bill Xam double-up challenge.