666 - the Number of the Badw0lf ?! oO

Here's one to knock the socks off the really weird bunch of folk that inhabit this crazy place...

As people may recall - or may not, either way - I have mentioned in the past that I've always felt askew from the real world... society in general. Don't much care for it, but am forced to live within it. No big deal, I am sure many people are.

As a young kid, I was forced to go to church, and while I felt a sense of calm there before mass, during mass I always hated it... so boring.. long, droning, intolerable, I could barely stay awake....

As I grew older, as an only child I often would play make believe, that I had supernatural powers.. as I am sure many 7 or 8 year olds do when bored to tears, but having a religious background, I would blame god for my inability to actually have them. Ha, irony.. Blaming a fictional being for not having fictional powers...

But before I really knew god didn't exist, I always pondered... what about the devil? Does he exist? If so, perhaps the reason why I was not given powers by god, was because I was being saved for evil..... *muwahahahaha*

well, that nonsense kinda stayed with me for a few years, and I got into bands like Venom, Slayer etc, and did the whole evil thing... head banging and stuff.. you know, what real satanists do..

But still, over the years, I always felt separate... Always felt out of sorts with 'normal' people..

And with all the world in turmoil these days, with all manner of catastrophes occurring, who would have thought..

I received my evil plastic replacement credit card today.

The CVV # on it is.... 666

AM I THE ANTICHRIST YET TO UNDERSTAND MY PURPOSE? WILL I RALLY HORDES OF DEMONS TO TAKE YOU ALL TO HADES WITH ME IN THIS TIME OF ASCENSION??

Well I dunno, nothing bad ever happens where I live... it seems to radiate around me

*beware the badw0lf*......... *BOO!*

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Hahaha - well everybody's been waiting for the anti-christ - TAG - you're it!

Originally posted by mizd18
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Hahaha - well everybody's been waiting for the anti-christ - TAG - you're it!

Oooh satan chasey... what virginal earthly being shall I chase first !!

8]

I like this !!

whats the rest of the number.....

Originally posted by el1jah
whats the rest of the number.....

I'd tell you but then I'd have to torment you for all eternity in the pits of hell, surrounded by the visions of everything you once had but neglected to care for, that you wish you had a second chance with...

oO

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You just watch out for someone claiming to be Jesus. They'll thow you into hell, you know & toast your toes for an unfinite amount of time!

- Signed N. Bonaparte.

Originally posted by chr0naut
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You just watch out for someone claiming to be Jesus. They'll thow you into hell, you know & toast your toes for an unfinite amount of time!

- Signed N. Bonaparte.

edit on 22/3/2011 by chr0naut because: (no reason given)

Awww but there is no mention of a false satan - only a false second coming for christ.

I'm safe for a wee while..

...

Wait, we've concluded I'm Beelzebub now??

Bloody nora, I hate the heat tho





Lol Napoleon you cad!!

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Time's fun when your having flies!

the day of my birth multiplied by my favourite number is 666 :S

When I moved to New Mexico 10 years ago my issue number on my Driver's License is the first of the 666 series! Yuppers, I am 01 on the 666 series in New Mexico!

I mention it when I am carded by those oh so clever cashiers that cannot tell I am nearly 50-years-old and they all sort of freak out on the number.

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Oh my...

we got ourselves a situation here....

I have long hair and a beard and I've been called a fat jesus...

BadW0lf... I was just starting to like you...

well looks like we're off to a bad start here...

As I am Jesus and your evil incarnate...

how about we be friends? cos you know... I can turn water into wine... sooooooooooo let's have a party!


(my phone number prefix is 666 )

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867-5309, no wait that isn't it D* you Tommy Two-Tone.

Originally posted by chr0naut
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Time's fun when your having flies!

Drawing flies! Now there's a good band from yesteryear full of disharmonious devilry and claustrophobic calamity - but yet with an uncanny capability to contort you, shake you and tell you what was what.

Junglebunny Nipple Clamp, Mr Thermos, McCarthy and White knew how to put 1+1 together and make MUSIC. which did not equal 2. It equalled BRAINSHAG and literally the lyrics proved this.

The lyrics for Pastor of Muppets alone, tell the story of this band. It's time to make the music, indeed....

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Pity they are no more... except in the memories of those who witnessed their madness once, long, long ago...

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Yeah, he's not that bad when you get to know him, just a bit prideful (who isn't, nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

(Oops went a bit Python there).

And you can always trust that he'll never tell you some uncomfortable truth.

TAKE BEIBER WITH YOU FIRST!!!! OH MIGHTY SUN GO....UHM, DEVIL?

Originally posted by EvolEric
As I am Jesus and your evil incarnate...

Long long ago, when my locks were long and my beard all goatee... People used to call me Jesus...

I WAS THE FALSE RETURN OF THE SAVIOUR!!!

oO

Or was I the saviour all along... I mean, it's not like I'd lie to you?!

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I figured it out!!!

your a sheep in a wolf's skin!!!

Originally posted by EvolEric
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I figured it out!!!

your a sheep in a wolf's skin!!!

edit on 3/23/11 by EvolEric because: (no reason given)

Now SHHHHH back!!! don't give the end away!!! oO



I see your sheep and raise you a lurker!!



Proof I am the antichrist!

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lmao!!!

*nods* *zips lips making that finger gesture pretending lips are actually zips* So... weird weather we're having huh... *whistles into the distance*..

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LOOLL I just realised.. hahaha nice one