posted on Jul, 29 2004 @ 12:03 PM
your momma is dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
your momma is so old, when she farts, she farts dust
your momma is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
your momma is so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!
your momma is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.
your momma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
damn it that's all i can remember right now, i use to be so good with these snaps way back in junior high....old age is telling on me