Celebrity Death Match "Bush vs. Kerry"

Ok here are the rules.
1) One move per post.
2) Do not post back to back, only respond to others posts
3) You can not kill the other opponent....YET
4) Have Fun!

In the right corner, weighing in at 185 pounds, the Prez in the Fez, the Texan with a Hexin, the Mad Jr. -----George W. Bush

In the left corner, weighing in at 172 pounds, the Lean Mean Waffle Machine, The Man with a Plan, the JFK of Today, John Kerry.

::Mills Lane::
Let have a good clean fight, keep the BS to a minimum, Lets get it ON!

Ding Ding ROUND 1:


FIGHT CONDITIONS AT PRESENT:
::BUSH:: Blinded
::KERRY:: Deaf

[Edited on 7/21/2004 by zsandmann]

Bush gets up, and spits on the side of the ring. He moves toward Kerry, who is leaning over the ropes to consult his team of lawyers to find out if this is legal. Bush moves in and right hooks Kerry.

::Kerry:: stands up, shakes his head and begins to debate GW about his evidence for beginning a fight with Kerry.

::GW:: Pulls out a "I got your WMD right here" bumper sticker and slaps it across Kerry's mouth.

Kerry tags Edwards and Edwards jumps into the ring, Bush is astounded and gets his cattle rope out

::Bush:: Calls a foul on two men in the ring.
::Mills Lane:: Throws pretty boy Edwards over the turnbuckle.
::Kerry:: Pulls out a Zippo.

::G. DuB:: Ducks Kerry's attack, and whips out the head of Nick Berg. He slaps Kerry with, Kerry is knocked to the floor.

::KeRRy:: Starts talking on and on about how excited he is to be in the Pres. race. G. Dub becomes bored and falls to sleep standing up.

Kerry: Takes Index and middle finger and shoves them deep into Bushs eyes blinding him
Bush: Grabs Howard Dean from the crowd at random. Dean is so frightened he lets out a high pitched girlie scream permenatley deffening kerry and demacrats everywhere.

:: BUSH :: Reaches for a seeing eye-attack dog
:: KERRY :: Runs behind Mills Lane
:: DOG :: Bites Kerry's Leg, then licks himself for ten minutes to get the taste of politician out of his mouth.

[Edited on 7/21/2004 by zsandmann]