Breast Milk Ice Cream Confiscated at London Ice Cream Parlor

there is so much pus in cows milk from being hooked up to machines round the clock. Its sterile puss, but still. Breast milk contains cannabinoids (sp) which go a very long way toward brain development. I lol'd when someone made the comparison to semen. Seriously? Are we that prudish? Society sexualized breasts...but they are not sex organs. Would I try it...sure. I have tasted my own and if anything, it just tastes like skim milk but a bit sweeter. Maybe almond milk. And yes...for anyone wondering, diet does affect taste of breast milk, much as it does the taste of semen. Usually when a breast fed baby develops colic, the first thing they check is mommys diet. Foods like broccoli are not good for nursing mothers as they create excess gas in the baby and even give the milk a bitter taste and eating lots of fruit will make it sweeter just as drinking too much alcohol will make it bitter as well.

there are worse things to ingest than a bit of titty milk >

I told you this idea would go bust.

To all those who would try this product...what if you were to meet the donor first and it was a hunchback dwarf with one leg shorter than the other, bad body odour and mad staring eyes? Still like to taste her excretions?

Yucky.

reply to post by irsuccubus


I gave you a star for admitting you tasted your own milk.

Oh and because you made some goods points. :p

id be all for trying ice cream with milk from my own species. as long as the donor wasn't force fed GMO and anti-biotics

Originally posted by nerbot
To all those who would try this product...what if you were to meet the donor first and it was a hunchback dwarf with one leg shorter than the other, bad body odour and mad staring eyes? Still like to taste her excretions?

I'm sure that I've probably drank milk from the bovine equivalent of your example.

Sadly, you are just another person who is sexualising this issue, just because a woman's breasts are involved.

All of the problems that you list about this imaginary milk donor do not necessary detract from the quality of the milk that she may provide.

I tried my wifes breast milk. (I was curious ) I thought it tasted bad. I would not want to try the ice cream made from it. The thought of ingesting a strangers breast milk is kind of gross to me.

Cows milk is pasteurized to kill any bacteria. Are they doing the same for this breast milk?

Originally posted by RustyShakleford92
reply to post by ossminid

 

This sounds a bit disgusting. In no way would I ever try that ice cream! I don't care if it's coming from a model's boobs, it's just gross.

Really? ...... I'd pay lots

Wow..(dreams)

Originally posted by Sherlock Holmes

Originally posted by nerbot
To all those who would try this product...what if you were to meet the donor first and it was a hunchback dwarf with one leg shorter than the other, bad body odour and mad staring eyes? Still like to taste her excretions?

I'm sure that I've probably drank milk from the bovine equivalent of your example.

Was she wearing a cosplay costume and carrying a cardboard machinegun too?

Sadly, you are just another person who is sexualising this issue, just because a woman's breasts are involved.

Err...Wrong I'm afraid.

I never mentioned anything to do with sex so please don't try and put words in my mouth.

Check your nearest store for a sense of humour.

Originally posted by nerbot
Was she wearing a cosplay costume and carrying a cardboard machinegun too?

More than likely.

She always was a silly old cow. Harf ! Harf !

Originally posted by nerbot
Err...Wrong I'm afraid.

I never mentioned anything to do with sex so please don't try and put words in my mouth.

Er... Right, I'm afraid.

You mentioned the physical unattractiveness of a hypothetical milk donor, despite the fact that the physical ''defects'' that you listed did not explicitly interfere with the potential viability of the milk that this hypothetical lady may have been offering.

Originally posted by nerbot
Check your nearest store for a sense of humour

A ''sense of humour'' comes in all shapes, sizes, and flavours .

Just because I didn't necessarily get yours in your comments, and you didn't necessarily get it in mine, doesn't mean that either or neither of us lack it.

reply to post by Tamahu


I know all about Mr. Crowley and he was pretty crazy. I don't really like him. But I love this quote, hence why I use it.

Hell, Hitler has some great quotes. If I use them, it doesn't mean I totally condone his ideas/ actions.

reply to post by RustyShakleford92


Right, I should have said in my post that I didn't assume that you condone said actions/ideas.

Unfortunately, some students of Aleister Crowley's teachings don't share the same repugnance that you have towards the consumption of bodily fluids (and solids).

Well, each to their own. The icecream shop has got a lot of publicity.

Personally I think it is rather revolting.

Regards

I would love to try it. I have drank milk directly from animals as well...so what.

I might try it idonno.
Telling people they are wierd or fetishists for drinking it though is a little far.
It is obviously unusual to drink breast milk as an adult, but it should be unusual that any adult drinks milk.
Milk is a nutrient rich baby food meant to encourage rapid development of infants.
People are kind of wierd in the first place for being the only organism other than microoganisms that ingest the milk of another organism.
If cows could talk they would probably call us beastial fetishists and tell us to drink our own species' milk.

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LOL! Right on brotha!

reply to post by irsuccubus


Also Awesome! , people need to look past the superficial veil!
Quench your curiosity in the name of science.

I think I would try it.
I drink 1 to 2 litres of cows milk every day anyway, so why not try.

Ps. I have a picture in my mind, of a hundred women getting herded into milking pens at 4.30am, farmer Bob waits with his disinfectant and his milking implements, ready for yet another another hard day on the farm.

Pss. What will P.E.T.A say?

Originally posted by RustyShakleford92
reply to post by ossminid

 

This sounds a bit disgusting. In no way would I ever try that ice cream! I don't care if it's coming from a model's boobs, it's just gross. Are they going to start trying to make semen ice cream next?

Thing is, this makes sense from a breastfeeding perspective. People forget that for thousands of years that we had nurse maids... That most children were fed not only by mom, but by others as well, and in some instances, only by others. This is where the term bosom buddy came from, literally knowing someone from the time you both shared the same bosoms of a nursemaid as infants.

As the article says:

"We've had thousands of years where humanity was weaned on mother's milk and it's never been considered unsafe," he says. "People are just uncomfortable because it comes from a woman's breast."

i think this is gross; if its not your mother or lover then why flirt with the lustful/emotional nature of what this implies. theres way more freedoms of expression in britain than america if this isnt taboo. i dont worship cows and view drinking cows milk as gross too; but i like my steak medium rare.

i was fead on breastmilk till the age of three.

id rather eat breastmilk than cow milk,all those infected udders being su cked dry by mechanical suction devices.